The mystery of the two so-called aliens, said to be proof of extraterrestrial life, that were seized by Peruvian customs agents in October has finally been solved by forensic scientists.
In October, the globe was captivated by two objects that were about a foot long and resembled miniature grey humanoids with three fingers on each hand. Many people believed that the items were the remains of two alien bodies.
They were seized by Peruvian border guards from a shipment heading to Mexico and were later sent to scientists for investigation by Peru’s prosecutor’s office.
However, forensic examination has since revealed that they are composed of metal, paper, glue, and animal and human bones.
Forensic archaeologist Flavio Estrada, who led the analysis, said the claims that the two objects came from other worlds are ‘totally false.’
‘The conclusion is simple: they are dolls assembled with bones of animals from this planet, with modern synthetic glues; therefore, they were not assembled during pre-Hispanic times.
‘They are not extraterrestrials; they are not aliens.’
Scientists told reporters that the three-fingered hands were ‘very poorly’ built and were created with human bones, while the rest of the dolls’ bodies were built with the bones of dogs, birds, and other animals.
The identity of the dolls’ owner has not yet been determined by Peru’s prosecutor’s office.
The dolls’ intended recipient was only mentioned by officials as being a Mexican citizen; they did not provide their identity.
Mexico’s Congress was the subject of ridicule last year after UFO enthusiast Jaime Maussen held court several times to prove that the mummified remains were of extraterrestrial origin.
With the arrival of a team of experts in November, Maussan said that the figurines were ‘genuine,’ consisting of a single skeleton, and revealed that thirty per cent of them were ‘not from any recognised species’ through DNA analysis.
‘This is the first time extraterrestrial life has been presented in this manner, Maussan said to Congress.
‘We have a clear example of non-human specimens unrelated to any known species on our planet.
‘The public has the right to know about non-human technology and beings. This reality unites humanity rather than dividing us. We are not alone in this vast universe; we should embrace this truth.’
Maussan further mentioned that the two bodies are toothless, have strong bones, and have implants consisting of the rare Earth metals osmium and cadmium, which are both soft, silvery-white, and bluish-white.
What an enormous waste of time and money!
Paper Mache aliens: what’s next?
Finding glue, paper, metal, and animal bones wouldn’t have required much forensic work. They must think that we, the public, will believe anything. Well, admittedly, some do!
To be honest, I was more shocked to learn that the Pope was a Catholic.
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