Russian scientists have been ordered to hand over details of their latest research into anti-ageing remedies in a suspected bid to keep alive Vladimir Putin and his circle of Kremlin cronies. According to one source, the proclamation came from the ‘biggest boss’ and led to officials scrambling to fulfil the 71-year-old dictator’s supposed instructions. Putin has longContinue reading “Putin, 71, Calls For Handover Of Anti-Ageing Research”
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Kremlin Denies Rumors of Vladimir Putin’s Cardiac Arrest
The Kremlin was forced to deny increasing rumours that President Vladimir Putin suffered a cardiac arrest only days ago, and laughed off claims he uses doppelgangers to cover for him in public appearances. Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov insisted when questioned about the news that Vladimir Putin had suffered a serious health episode, that everything wasContinue reading “Kremlin Denies Rumors of Vladimir Putin’s Cardiac Arrest”
President Vladimir Putin Orders The Conscription Of 134,500 Additional Soldiers
President Vladimir Putin has ordered 134,500 more draftees to join his troops as Russia’s forces continue to struggle to make substantial gains in Ukraine. The Russian dictator signed a decree ordering the new draftees into the military as part of Russia’s annual spring draft. Despite Moscow’s struggles, the defence ministry argued the call up hadContinue reading “President Vladimir Putin Orders The Conscription Of 134,500 Additional Soldiers”
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