Jackhammer

 

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I don’t usually cite people’s work, however, I was listening to some material from George Carlin, who’s work I utterly admire, because it’s all about telling the truth, but not only telling the truth, but making comedy out of it and making it into parody and basically making people laugh.

I like to ridicule, it’s one of my better qualities, plausibly more so than writing and I do it with a passion, so when I was listening to some of George Carlin’s material, I couldn’t help but chuckle and thought that I would bestow some of it with the public.

We watch tv and we watch the advertisements or the shopping channel which attempt to market their commodities, they tell us that their merchandises have quality, value and style. That if you buy on tv it’s convenient and purports to be moderately affordable.

They tell us that we will be saving money and that they’re a friendly service with named brands, with easy terms and affordable prices, and not only that, you’ll get a money back guarantee. Perhaps even free shipment, or a free home trial – No money, that’s also not a problem, order now, pay later, but you have to order whilst the stocks last.

Then they inform you that all purchases are final, and you’ll have to give it approximately 6 weeks before they ship out your goods, though some items won’t get to you, and some items will require assembling. Buy by mail or purchase by phone, try it in your home, try it in your vehicle.

So, come on in for a free presentation and a free consultation with their affable proficient team. They’re friendly and expert sales agents will encourage you to make a selection that’s exactly right for you and just fitting for your means.

However don’t forget to pick up your free bonus, a traditional and expensive custom created high-quality premium selected pocket torch. Additionally, if you act quickly they will include an added complimentary gift, a vintage and fancy custom produced high-quality selected leather style wallet with detachable key chain and pencil holder.

It’s their way of saying thank you, and if you’re not entirely satisfied, you pay nothing. You can simply return the unused portion for a full refund, no questions asked, it’s their way of saying thank you, keep our free gift. Really, it’s their way of saying, lean over, just a little further and let us stab this huge jackhammer into your anus a little bit farther.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Published by Angela Lloyd

My vision on life is pretty broad, therefore I like to address specific subjects that intrigue me. Therefore I really appreciate the world of politics, though I have no actual views on who I will vote for, that I will not tell you, so please do not ask! I am like an observation station when it comes to writing, and I simply take the news and make it my own. I have no expectations, I simply love to write, and I know this seems really odd, but I don't get paid for it, I really like what I do and since I am never under any pressure, I constantly find that I write much better, rather than being blanketed under masses of paperwork and articles that I am on a deadline to complete. The chances are, that whilst all other journalists are out there, ripping their hair out, attempting to get their articles completed, I'm simply rambling along at my convenience creating my perfect piece. I guess it must look pretty unpleasant to some of you that I work for nothing, perhaps even brutal. Perhaps I have an obvious disregard for authority, I have no idea, but I would sooner be working for myself, than under somebody else, excuse the pun! Small I maybe, but substantial I will become, eventually. My desk is the most chaotic mess, though surprisingly I know where everything is, and I think that I would be quite unsuited for a desk job. My views on matters vary and I am extremely open-minded to the stuff that I write about, but what I write about is the truth and getting it out there, because the people must be acquainted. Though I am quite entertained by what goes on in the world. My spotlight is mostly to do with politics, though I do write other material as well, but it's essentially politics that I am involved in, and I tend to concentrate my attention on that, however, information is essential. If you have information the possibilities are endless because you are only limited by your own imagination...

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