Boris Johnson Plots Quickie Divorce


Boris Johnson wants a divorce inside six weeks as he ventures to be Prime Minister.


The bookies favourite has been negotiating with wife Marina so he can move on with girlfriend Carrie Symonds and even move her into Downing Street if he gains the leadership battle.

Ex-Tory spin doctor Carrie, 24 years younger than Boris Johnson, 54 lives in a £1million flat in South London where he spends a lot of his time, and as well as easing tensions with wife Marina Wheeler, 55, there have been many heartfelt discussions and collations with each of their four grown-up children, and he has allegedly told them that he wants to do the right thing.

Marina will stroll away with an attractive deal, and Boris Johnson is now expecting the divorce will go through in six weeks, and politically it will work out well, but also personally so he can push ahead with Carrie.

The Tory’s £3.75 million family home in London’s Islington is up for sale with Marina assumed to pocket the money following the quickie divorce.

She’s also expected to take 15 per cent of his future earnings, and a source stated that Marina would never ruin Boris’s chances of being Prime Minister.

The couple announced their parting in September as his romance with Carrie was made public, and in a statement he and Marina stated it was in their best interests, adding that the divorce process was underway.

The ex-Foreign Secretary has had at least four extra-marital romances and made at least two of his consorts pregnant.


He married his first wife, university sweetheart Allegra Mostyn-Owen, in 1987. They parted following an affair with Marina, whom he married in 1993, and in 2004, he confessed to having an affair with writer Petronella Wyatt, who had an abortion and a miscarriage, while both worked on magazine The Spectator, but she said that they still remain friends and that he would be a good Prime Minister.


In 2009, Boris Johnson fathered a love child with art consultant Helen Macintyre, then 39, who did volunteer work for him, but there were reports that Marina, mother of their children Milo Arthur, Cassia Peaches, Lara and Theodore Apollo threw him out over it, then took him back.

It doesn’t seem like anyone is in a credible position to become Prime Minister, and with Boris as Prime Minister, Downing Street will look like a high-class brothel, and by the time Marina is finished with him, Carrie will only be left with a lying, thick-witted, racist buffoon.

But it’s the deception that runs through all his behaviours in every sphere of his professional and private life that makes him unfit for public office. He’s generously shown when given the opportunity to prove his performance as Foreign Secretary, that he’s hopeless, careless, apathetic and gaffe-prone, running around giving the very people who are paid to protect his wild life the slip so that he could meet someone young enough to be his daughter, and he definitely doesn’t have the maturity to become Prime Minister.

And God help us if he gets to become Prime Minister, although it won’t have been the first buffoon in parliament. Britain’s in a bad place, but with him, in charge, we will just sink further into the mud.

Boris Johnson has a habit of wanting to do everything too quickly, that will mean trouble for the United Kingdom if he becomes Prime Minister, as details can be lost and then come back to bite us on the bum, and this maniac should never become leader, he will be a disaster, not only for the Tory party but also for Britain, and Boris Johnson may well be the Tories coffin nail, well, one can only hope.

Boris Johnson was given a crack at being Mayor of London, and he was hopeless and wasted £97,000,000 on vanity projects London neither wanted or needed, although Boris’s bikes were a great idea, but most of it was sold off at a loss.

Then they gave him a crack at being Foreign Secretary which he was even more hopeless at. He didn’t read briefs properly and didn’t get it right for any of the foreign visits he undertook and insulted every country he visited.

Then he got himself distracted by yet another marital affair and ran away. He is idle and has no self-discipline, but prattles a lot in an effort to cover it up, and would someone who’s been fired three times for blatant lying to the boss then get a promotion in another department?

He’s a confessed liar and cheat, but doesn’t that make for a good portfolio for a Tory Prime Minister? With no scruples whatsoever.

It appears that his ex-wife Marina was the brains behind any success that Boris Johnson had, and it will be another huge blunder if Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister. British politics is quick becoming a worldwide embarrassing laughing stock, but with Boris as Prime Minister, it will become a circus, and the next person to become Prime Minister should at least be human, not a Chimpanzee.

Published by Angela Lloyd

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