Keir Starmer warned of ‘tough decisions’ looming and tried to stop people from calling him ‘PM’ today as he kicked off his Red Revolution. At his first press conference in Downing Street, the Labour leader said questioners could call him ‘Keir’ as he acknowledged that his government will be ‘judged on actions, not on words’. HeContinue reading “Keir Starmer Strikes A Friendly Tone But Hints At Tax Raids And Softer Prisons”
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Labour’s First Day In Power
More than 5,000 days have passed since Labour was last in Government. But Keir Starmer wasted no time in laying down the first tentative steps towards change yesterday as he selected his cabinet and assured voters he would begin to rebuild trust with a ‘country-first, party-second’ brand of politics. As outgoing Prime Minister Rishi Sunak left NumberContinue reading “Labour’s First Day In Power”
Meet Keir Starmer’s Wife Victoria
Extremely quiet Sir Keir Starmer’s wife came out of hiding to join the spotlight today as they celebrated Labour’s historic election victory with an impassioned kiss. Lady Victoria closed her eyes and relished a clinch with Sir Keir during his address at a victory rally in central London this morning, just hours before she beganContinue reading “Meet Keir Starmer’s Wife Victoria”
RISHI SUNAK: ‘I Gave This Job My All’
Rishi Sunak bade an emotional final goodbye to Downing Street today after leading the Tories to their worst-ever election result – with Keir Starmer waiting in the wings to take over. Flanked by his emotional wife Akshata Murty, the outgoing Prime Minister delivered his parting statement as he prepared to head for Buckingham Palace toContinue reading “RISHI SUNAK: ‘I Gave This Job My All’”
‘French Excalibur’ Vanishes
The French ‘Excalibur’ has vanished from a rock it had been wedged in for the past 1,300 years. The famed Durandal sword is presumed to have been stolen from the southern village Rocamadour, despite it being wedged and chained to the stone 32 feet off the ground. The cliffside community is devastated over losing itsContinue reading “‘French Excalibur’ Vanishes”
Mom Sparks Fury
A mother has sparked fury online when she asked the public to ‘normalize’ charging other parents for their children’s playdates. In a video on TikTok, she explained in a video that her daughter recently had a friend over to their house – and when the playdate was finished she asked the other girl’s mom to Venmo her $15.Continue reading “Mom Sparks Fury”
Yeezy Sued Over ‘Forced Labour,’ And Employees Were Called ‘New Slaves’
Kanye West is being sued for engaging in ‘forced labour and cruel, inhuman, or degrading treatment’ after his employees were allegedly called ‘new slaves’. Both Ye and his former chief of staff, Milo Yiannopoulos, are named as defendants in the lawsuit, which was filed in a U.S. District Court and was viewed by TMZ. The twoContinue reading “Yeezy Sued Over ‘Forced Labour,’ And Employees Were Called ‘New Slaves’”
The Longest Journey
After putting her three tiny children into a six-year-old Hillman Minx saloon, a Berkshire housewife who had never travelled overseas set out on a 4,000-mile journey to Baghdad on June 30, 1954. She encountered a colourful cast of individuals in the weeks that followed, including a former U-boat captain and a group of adolescent stripteaseContinue reading “The Longest Journey”
Janet Yellen’s Response Is Unbelievable
While America struggles, grocery costs have risen under Joe Biden, and Yellen, who is worth $20 million, said she goes to the grocery store every week, and she claims she doesn’t feel any sticker shock due to inflation. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen surprised an interviewer when asked if she has felt ‘sticker shock’ at the grocery storeContinue reading “Janet Yellen’s Response Is Unbelievable”
A Scorcher Of 31C Today In The UK
In many regions of the UK, temperatures are expected to soar to 31 degrees Celsius today when thousands of festivalgoers go to Glastonbury. The UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) has issued yellow heat health alerts across most of England, while NHS leaders have said the service is expecting ‘major disruption’. Although it is expected to be extremelyContinue reading “A Scorcher Of 31C Today In The UK”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 