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Diane and her husband are basically living in London’s least glamorous escape room — except there’s no puzzle, no clues, and the only prize is maybe making it to a hospital appointment before Christmas. The lift? Oh, that thing has more sick days than a teenager with a fake cough. It breaks down so oftenContinue reading “Eight Days, No Lift — Pimlico’s Pensioners Are Officially Trapped In The Tower Of Nope”