Jeremy Clarkson whipped up a digital dust‑up by declaring that benefit claimants should send weekly thank‑you notes to taxpayers, because apparently even his dogs manage better manners. He kicked off a full‑blown fury by bragging that his dogs “always show their appreciation” and then proposing a weekly national lottery of taxpayers’ email addresses so benefitContinue reading “Jeremy Clarkson – Fame’s gone to his head so badly he’s strutting about like he’s the mayor of his own imaginary kingdom — crown, cape, and absolutely no self‑awareness”
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Six Prime Ministers, Nine Lives: Downing Street’s ‘Chief Mouser’ Larry The Cat Outlasts Another Leader
Larry the Cat has once again demonstrated he’s the most stable figure in British public life. With Sir Keir Starmer’s resignation, Larry has now officially survived six UK prime ministers, cementing his position as the true long‑term resident of No. 10 Downing Street. Larry arrived at No. 10 in 2011, adopted from Battersea Dogs & Cats HomeContinue reading “Six Prime Ministers, Nine Lives: Downing Street’s ‘Chief Mouser’ Larry The Cat Outlasts Another Leader”
Liam Payne Dead
Liam Payne was acting erratically and had to be escorted back to his hotel room before plunging to his death, with staff making a panicked call to police. The former One Direction star fell from the third floor into the courtyard of the Casa Sur Hotel in Buenos Aires yesterday before medics confirmed his death. He was 31.Continue reading “Liam Payne Dead”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 