Brexit Turns Ugly

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The Queen is to be evacuated if Brexit turns ugly. These contingency evacuation procedures have been in existence since the cold war but have now been repurposed in the case of civil disorder following a no-deal Brexit.

And now there are proposals to remove the royal family, including Queen Elizabeth, to secure locations away from London, but these plans show a needless frenzy by officials over a no-deal Brexit as senior royals remained in London throughout the bombardment in the second world war, so why so much alarm now?

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What, is she leaving to go to the EU as well? Perhaps Theresa May could offer her a spare bedroom at number 10? And where would she be relocated to because all of Great Britain would be hit, not only London?

And why the Queen, why not the Prime Minister and her cabinet, they would need to go into hiding for messing everything up, and I’m sure Prince Philip would drive her to safety!

But we must make sure that the royal bloodline is protected, and bureaucrats, well don’t even get me started because Theresa May is now proving how incompetent she is and the Tories, well they’re so out of touch with the public that no wonder this country has become the laughing stock of the world.

And all of this non-stop Brexit must be constipating the hell out of the Queen, but what do the royal palace believe is going to happen, a revolution? Do they really believe that people will descend on the palace with pitchforks and canons like the French revolution? Britain is far too mild and reverent to do anything so brazen.

Although I think that they’ve overlooked the emergency scaffolding they’ll need across the entirety of the United Kingdom because it’s looking like Brexit is going to cause the sky to fall in, and of course, we should all make sure that the elite are provided for first.

It seems like the rich and mighty don’t appear to have to suffer the same adverse outcomes as everyone else in terms of civil unrest. She could always go and live with David Cameron, he’s rather apt at disappearing, but then they’re rather good at squirrelling away plenty of everything they need, and can stealthily ship anything else they want.

Monty Python couldn’t make this crap up, the Queen in danger from her own parliament’s choices, and her own people, well, perhaps the people might want to lynch her, after all, she knows everything that goes on, she’s not entirely blameless in all of this.

And why does everyone think that it’s terrible that the royal family is so thwarted by this, and surely the issue should be getting better attention to circumvent such a disturbance? All this talk about Brexit, but nobody appears to give a hoot about homelessness, and what about the Queen’s summer holidays because of course, she doesn’t have to apply for a passport or visa, she automatically gets one anyhow.

Perhaps she simply needs a bowel evacuation because look at the messes she’s presided over smilingly, while her country is being transformed into a toilet bowl, but Brexit is like divorce, of course, you can always get up and leave your spouse, but if you really want to divorce, you still have to go through all of the paperwork and have the courts distribute your assets if you can’t agree, and that can prove somewhat costly.

Published by Angela Lloyd

My vision on life is pretty broad, therefore I like to address specific subjects that intrigue me. Therefore I really appreciate the world of politics, though I have no actual views on who I will vote for, that I will not tell you, so please do not ask! I am like an observation station when it comes to writing, and I simply take the news and make it my own. I have no expectations, I simply love to write, and I know this seems really odd, but I don't get paid for it, I really like what I do and since I am never under any pressure, I constantly find that I write much better, rather than being blanketed under masses of paperwork and articles that I am on a deadline to complete. The chances are, that whilst all other journalists are out there, ripping their hair out, attempting to get their articles completed, I'm simply rambling along at my convenience creating my perfect piece. I guess it must look pretty unpleasant to some of you that I work for nothing, perhaps even brutal. Perhaps I have an obvious disregard for authority, I have no idea, but I would sooner be working for myself, than under somebody else, excuse the pun! Small I maybe, but substantial I will become, eventually. My desk is the most chaotic mess, though surprisingly I know where everything is, and I think that I would be quite unsuited for a desk job. My views on matters vary and I am extremely open-minded to the stuff that I write about, but what I write about is the truth and getting it out there, because the people must be acquainted. Though I am quite entertained by what goes on in the world. My spotlight is mostly to do with politics, though I do write other material as well, but it's essentially politics that I am involved in, and I tend to concentrate my attention on that, however, information is essential. If you have information the possibilities are endless because you are only limited by your own imagination...

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