Angela Lloyd

What The Law Determines A Human Being Requires To Exist On

The government ascertains that a human being can survive on £72.40 a week if you are over 25, if you are younger than that, then evidently your necessities are small, and consequently you need less. However, the national minimum wage is £6.31 an hour if you earn a living, and that’s what a human beingContinue reading “What The Law Determines A Human Being Requires To Exist On”

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KFC Personnel Serve Up Deep-Fried Paper Towel

A seven year old boy got more than he bargained for as he bit into a deep-fried paper towel at KFC. Krystal Henderson, 29, bought a chicken meal as a surprise for her stepson Oliver Hallam from the Killingworth branch on Tyne and Wear. To her horror, instead of finger licking meat, the child insteadContinue reading “KFC Personnel Serve Up Deep-Fried Paper Towel”

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Josie Cunningham Gets Free Taxis

Glamour model Josie Cunningham, who provoked anger by getting a £4,800 boob job on the NHS, is reportedly getting taxpayer-funded taxi transportation to the value of £6,000 a year merely on account of, she’s too notorious to use the bus. The gestating fame starved wannabe, who vowed to abort her unborn child so she couldContinue reading “Josie Cunningham Gets Free Taxis”

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Basildon Maternity Unit: Not Altered In Over 30 Years

As I ambled down the passageways I realised that I’d be in this place previously, it was extremely familiar, and it smelled the same from all those years before. Long ago it looked the same, it had not been transformed at all as I transferred glances with my sibling. It still had the identical layerContinue reading “Basildon Maternity Unit: Not Altered In Over 30 Years”

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Tens Of Thousands March In London

Once upon a time I never actually liked Russell Brand, I really thought he was an illiterate prick, though I did delight in his witticism on account of. It was very much like my own. However, since seeing him a lot in the media and in question and answer sessions on T.V. I have becomeContinue reading “Tens Of Thousands March In London”

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Prohibited Cannabis Plants Growing Next To Iconic London Landmarks

Cannabis plants have been growing for months next to iconic London landmarks. A group identified as Feed The Birds have sown seeds about Westminster, Big Ben and by the South Bank in a guerrilla demonstration in the face of ridiculous drug statutes. The move, they insist, shows that cannabis naturally thrives in Britain and should,Continue reading “Prohibited Cannabis Plants Growing Next To Iconic London Landmarks”

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Hidden Cash Tycoon

The millionaire retail magnate behind the Hidden Cash Twitter feed has stated he will be setting in motion his first treasure hunts in London this weekend. On Saturday, parcels containing £100 in cash will be concealed across the capital, reportedly commencing with a park in the nucleus of the capital. They will be the firstContinue reading “Hidden Cash Tycoon”

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The Boy With A Seven Inch Tail

A boy with a seven inch tail is speculating on having it removed, in spite of being invoked as a God. Arshid Ali Khan, 13, may lose the extension even though it has made him a celestial figure in the state of Punjab, India. The teen, who is bound to a wheelchair, has been cheeredContinue reading “The Boy With A Seven Inch Tail”

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Labour Pass Bill To Scrap Bedroom Tax

Labour MP Ian Lavery triumphantly passed a 10 minute bill on scrapping the Bedroom Tax by 226 votes to one, as Coalition whips were reportedly out in the lobby telling MPs not to cast a vote. The bill will now get a second reading on February 28 and the fight to scrap the policy, asContinue reading “Labour Pass Bill To Scrap Bedroom Tax”