Ex-Prime Minister Boris Johnson has dropped out of the Tory leadership race and was met with a barrage of memes via social media. Twitter users responded with hilarity at the news, following speculation about whether or not Boris Johnson had acquired the required 100 nominations from fellow Conservative MPs. Only sixty-seven Parliamentarians were known forContinue reading “The Tory leadership Contest Is Over For Boris Johnson”
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The Death Certificate For Robbie Coltrane Lists Six Causes Of Death, Including Organ Failure
Comedy legend Robbie Coltrane died from a series of illnesses including multiple organ failure, his death certificate shows. The 6 foot 1 Harry Potter star is understood to have been ill for some time, with other causes detailed including diabetes and obesity. Robbie Coltrane celebrated for both his acting and his comedy, passed away eightContinue reading “The Death Certificate For Robbie Coltrane Lists Six Causes Of Death, Including Organ Failure”
Mum Forced To Tell Son, 10, She Can’t Afford Christmas Presents
A heartbroken mum has been forced to tell her 10-year-old son that she won’t be able to afford any Christmas presents this year due to the cost of living crisis. Christine Borton, 48, was crushed when she had to tell her young son Dayjanta Samuels not to expect any presents on Christmas Day. She saidContinue reading “Mum Forced To Tell Son, 10, She Can’t Afford Christmas Presents”
Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying
The Tories hit a new low today as Boris Johnson was accused of lying in the undignified race for No 10. As he flew back from his holiday in a frantic bid to muster support, Labour’s Sir Keir Starmer offered ‘serious, credible change’, saying that the Tories were unable to govern themselves. Boris Johnson claimsContinue reading “Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying”
Storm Warning Issued By The Met Office
A yellow weather warning has been issued for large regions of Britain, with downpours predicted to bring as much as 60 mm of rain within a two to three-hour period. The weather forecasters said that the storm would be accompanied by blustery winds and hail. Most areas will, however, see 10-20 mm of rain overContinue reading “Storm Warning Issued By The Met Office”
Working Royals Are Not To Be Cut Further By The Conservative King Charles
Sources close to Charles have said he has no plans to decrease the number of working royals from the current 11, more than any of the other European monarchies. His decision is one of several that demonstrates a desire to be much more conservative than many anticipated and also follow his late mother’s approach. ItContinue reading “Working Royals Are Not To Be Cut Further By The Conservative King Charles”
As Boris Johnson Ends His Holiday, He Tells Friends He’s Up For It
Senior Tories are attempting to broker a face-to-face meeting between Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak in a bid to end the bloodletting engulfing the party, as the ex-Prime Minister concluded his stay in the Dominican Republic and took an overnight flight back to London in the race for the keys to No 10. Boris JohnsonContinue reading “As Boris Johnson Ends His Holiday, He Tells Friends He’s Up For It”
Ethan Crumbley, 16, Will Plead Guilty To Murder And Terrorism Charges
Michigan school shooter Ethan Crumbley will plead guilty to murder and terrorism charges, evading a trial. He was not offered any plea deal and is expected to spend the remainder of his life in jail. It’s unclear if he’s reached any form of a plea deal that’s incentivizing him to plead guilty. Unlike Florida, whereContinue reading “Ethan Crumbley, 16, Will Plead Guilty To Murder And Terrorism Charges”
A ‘Churchillian’ Return To No.10 Is In The Works For Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson was reportedly planning an extraordinary political comeback last night as he privately urged Conservative MPs, including his rival and odds-on favourite Rishi Sunak to support him in the race to become Prime Minister following Liz Truss’s humiliating resignation only 44 days into the job. Just weeks after being pushed out, and telling theContinue reading “A ‘Churchillian’ Return To No.10 Is In The Works For Boris Johnson”
AA Chief Says More Cycle Routes Would Benefit Drivers As More Riders Choosing To Bicycle Could Help To Reduce Congestion
The AA’s chief has said more cycle routes will help British motorists as they will ease congestion and save money, as the Government discusses cutting walking and cycling scheme budgets. The motoring organisation’s president Edmund King said that drivers taking fewer short car journeys and cycling instead would decrease road congestion and spending on homeContinue reading “AA Chief Says More Cycle Routes Would Benefit Drivers As More Riders Choosing To Bicycle Could Help To Reduce Congestion”
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