The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge reportedly want to be known by their first names and not titles after the blunderous tour of the Caribbean, and now Prince William and Kate Middleton want to update the Royal Family after their Belize, Jamaica and the Bahamas expedition which was hit by public relations blunders and protests.Continue reading “William and Kate Want To Be Known By Their First Names And Not By Titles”
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Sarah Palin Is Already Claiming Voter Fraud For An Election That Hasn’t Yet Been Held
Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska and vice-presidential candidate, is running for Congress. Sarah Palin’s foolish statements and absurd assertions were often ridiculed during her term in the political arena. However, she may have hit a new low this time after she claimed that voter fraud had occurred in an election that hasn’t even happenedContinue reading “Sarah Palin Is Already Claiming Voter Fraud For An Election That Hasn’t Yet Been Held”
Son, 2, Murdered By Father Out Of Spite To Get Back At Mother
Our Daughter Will Forever Be Ours
Madeleine McCann’s parents have marked 15 years since their three-year-old daughter was taken with a poignant line from A.A. Milne’s Winnie-the-Pooh as they say a ‘truly horrific crime has been committed.’ In a message on the Official Find Madeleine Campaign Facebook page on today, Kate and Gerry McCann quoted a poignant line from A.A. Milne’sContinue reading “Our Daughter Will Forever Be Ours”
Jill Biden Will Meet With US Troops In Romania
The White House has announced that Jill Biden will spend Mother’s Day meeting with Ukrainian mums and children who ran for their lives after Russian President Vladimir Putin swarmed Ukraine. The May 8 meeting will take place in Slovakia, one of two eastern European countries the first lady plans to visit during a five-day pilgrimageContinue reading “Jill Biden Will Meet With US Troops In Romania”
An Ex-College Football Player Turned California Cop, 24, Was Found Dead
A local coroner has announced that a star college running back turned California cop died of a fentanyl overdose last month. De’Jon Packer, a 24-year-old newbie with the San Jose Police Department and ex-college football star, was found unresponsive during a welfare check at his Milpitas residence on March 13. He was pronounced dead onContinue reading “An Ex-College Football Player Turned California Cop, 24, Was Found Dead”
A TATTOO TOO FAR?
A woman who temporarily went blind as a result of her obsession with becoming a ‘dragon girl’ has revealed that she’s since shaved down her teeth to get crystal fang implants. Amber Luke, 26, from New South Wales, Australia, has spent over $120,000 (£68,000) on extreme body modifications, including over 600 tattoos, a tongue split,Continue reading “A TATTOO TOO FAR?”
It Looks As If Vladimir Putin Will Declare An All-Out War On Ukraine
According to Russian sources and Western officials, Vladimir Putin is set to declare all-out war on Ukraine within days to enable Russia to establish a general mobilisation of the population. Russian troops entered Ukraine at the end of February in what Vladimir Putin called a special military operation to demilitarise and denazify Ukraine and bannedContinue reading “It Looks As If Vladimir Putin Will Declare An All-Out War On Ukraine”
I’m Really Shy, Don’t Hit On Me
Elon Musk accused Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of flirting with him after she ranted that his acquisition of Twitter had stoked hate crimes. He wrote, adding a blushing emoji to go along with it that she should quit hitting on him because he was really shy. Elon Musk was responding directly to a tweet sent byContinue reading “I’m Really Shy, Don’t Hit On Me”
Sheriff’s Office Worker Vanishes With Capital Murder Suspect
A female corrections officer and a capital murder suspect disappeared after she picked him up for what she claimed was a mental health evaluation, only for her co-workers to learn no such appointment had been scheduled. Vicky White, assistant director of corrections for the Lauderdale Sheriff’s Department, picked up Casey Cole White, 38, from aContinue reading “Sheriff’s Office Worker Vanishes With Capital Murder Suspect”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 