Imagine the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps sitting around a table like: “Right lads, MI5 is watching the airports, the ports, the embassies… So what’s the plan?” “Small boats.” “Small boats?” “Yep. Blend in with Dave from Croydon who’s just trying to get back from Calais after a stag do gone wrong.” Meanwhile, the smugglers inContinue reading “Iran Accused Of Smuggling Spies Into Britain”
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Service Personnel In The RAF And Navy Are Outnumbered By Ministry Of Defence ‘Pen-Pushers’
There are currently more bureaucrats employed by the Ministry of Defence than there are service members in the Royal Navy and RAF put together. The total of MoD civil servants jumped by 6 percent to 63,702 between 2020 and April this year. The ranks of full-time trained service fighters, including the Army, fell to 72,510Continue reading “Service Personnel In The RAF And Navy Are Outnumbered By Ministry Of Defence ‘Pen-Pushers’”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 