Prince Harry and Meghan are moving back to the UK, but with important caveats. They are not returning as working royals, and they plan to live privately, outside the royal estate system. Their move is described as an extended stay, beginning later this month, with their children enrolled in British schools starting in September. They’llContinue reading “Back In Britain, Not Back In The Firm”
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Affordable Homes: Gone Since ’98 — Replaced By luxury Shoeboxes
Affordable social housing didn’t disappear — it just slipped out for a “quick refurb” in 1998 and never came back, leaving London staring at an empty plot and saying, “Right… so we’re just doing £2,300-a-month shoeboxes now?” Rents are so extortionate now that even the landlord’s calculator is saying, “Be serious, mate.” London rents areContinue reading “Affordable Homes: Gone Since ’98 — Replaced By luxury Shoeboxes”
Iran Accused Of Smuggling Spies Into Britain
Imagine the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps sitting around a table like: “Right lads, MI5 is watching the airports, the ports, the embassies… So what’s the plan?” “Small boats.” “Small boats?” “Yep. Blend in with Dave from Croydon who’s just trying to get back from Calais after a stag do gone wrong.” Meanwhile, the smugglers inContinue reading “Iran Accused Of Smuggling Spies Into Britain”
Britain: Let’s Stop Faffing And Crack On
Andy Burnham is set to replace Keir Starmer in Downing Street on July 20 after winning the support of 94% of Labour MPs, which is basically the political equivalent of everyone in the office agreeing to let Dave from HR run the place because he brought in doughnuts. Whether Andy Burnham can unite the countryContinue reading “Britain: Let’s Stop Faffing And Crack On”
Inside The Secret Police Forum: What Officers Think Of The British Public
On an unknown corner of Reddit, rank-and-file police officers have been lifting the lid on life behind the thin blue line. A picture of fatigue, anxiety, and declining morale emerges from post after post on the Police UK forum. Contributors express lurking doubts about the fate of policing, with some conceding they are actively plotting theirContinue reading “Inside The Secret Police Forum: What Officers Think Of The British Public”
Threat To Turn Dambusters HQ RAF Scampton Into Migrant Detention Centre
Families living in a historical village have been left furious amid new plans to house migrants at the former Dambusters base. The iconic World War II mission to destroy German dams with ‘bouncing bombs’ was launched at RAF Scampton in Lincolnshire in 1943 and altered the course of the war. However, after widespread criticism nationwide, the crucial base has nowContinue reading “Threat To Turn Dambusters HQ RAF Scampton Into Migrant Detention Centre”
Nigel Farage Slammed As A ‘False Patriot’
Nigel Farage is a “false patriot” who doesn’t care about working-class Brits, a senior union leader has said. TUC General Secretary Paul Nowak branded the Reform leader a “snake oil salesman” and accused him of sowing division for political gain. He urged Labour to take the fight to Mr Farage, and to show it’s on the sideContinue reading “Nigel Farage Slammed As A ‘False Patriot’”
Dover Welcomes More Migrants Just Days After The ‘One-In, One-Out’ Deal
Dozens more migrants have arrived in Dover as the number to cross the Channel since Labour came to power approaches 50,000. While the Ramsgate lifeboat stopped another group of migrants in the North Sea, two Border Force ships, Volunteer and Typhoon, were observed coming into the port to drop off migrants they had picked up in theContinue reading “Dover Welcomes More Migrants Just Days After The ‘One-In, One-Out’ Deal”
Southport Councillor’s Wife Lucy Connolly Mistreated In Prison
Lucy Connolly has been mistreated by prison officers who have handcuffed and stripped her of privileges, Richard Tice has claimed. Reform UK’s deputy leader claimed Connolly was ‘manhandled without provocation’ after visiting her today at HMP Peterborough, where she is serving a 31-month sentence for posting a racist tweet in the wake of the SouthportContinue reading “Southport Councillor’s Wife Lucy Connolly Mistreated In Prison”
Cash Is No Longer King?
Nigel Farage last night promised to lead a ‘crypto revolution’ in Britain that would see the Bank of England build up a Bitcoin reserve’. The Reform leader, who is facing accusations of having ‘fantasy’ economic plans, used an appearance at a digital currency conference in Las Vegas to vow to ‘bring our country properly into the 21st century’. He used hisContinue reading “Cash Is No Longer King? “
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 