Five foul-mouthed parrots have been separated after learning to swear at a Lincolnshire zoo. The parrots, named Billy, Elsie, Eric, Jade and Tyson, joined Lincolnshire Wildlife Park’s colony of 200 grey parrots in August, but shortly after, they started encouraging each other to swear. Steve Nicols, CEO of the wildlife park said that they sawContinue reading “Swearing Parrots Separated After Telling Folk Where To Go”
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Is The COVID Curfew Doing More Harm Than Good?
Hoards of revellers headed to the streets in their droves last night after bars and pubs booted them out at 10 pm, assembling in huge gatherings and violating social distancing rules. Vast swathes of Saturday night drinkers were seen downing pints on empty roads in Soho, London, while others rushed to buy alcohol from offContinue reading “Is The COVID Curfew Doing More Harm Than Good?”
Boris Johnson Is Planning An Advertising Campaign To Advise Teachers And Parents About COVID Symptoms
It’s been revealed that the Prime Minister is planning an advertising campaign to inform teachers and parents about coronavirus symptoms. The Government has encountered intense backlash over the test and trace system which has seen those needing tests sent hundreds of miles and told to join lengthy queues at some testing centres while others standContinue reading “Boris Johnson Is Planning An Advertising Campaign To Advise Teachers And Parents About COVID Symptoms”
Student Gloats About Going To A Party After Testing Positive For Coronavirus
A young woman who bragged about going partying despite testing positive for coronavirus has sparked an inquiry at a US university. Texas Tech University is investigating complaints about a student who broadcasted a video of herself partying despite apparently having COVID 19. The video broadcasting on social media displays an unknown young woman filming herselfContinue reading “Student Gloats About Going To A Party After Testing Positive For Coronavirus”
Jacob Rees-Mogg Self-Isolating
Jacob Rees-Mogg is self-isolating after one of his children displayed signs of COVID 19. The child is understood to be awaiting results of a coronavirus test. However, the Tory Commons Leader was scheduled to appear for the weekly Business Questions session in the House this morning, but instead, Deputy Chief Whip Stuart Andrew arrived inContinue reading “Jacob Rees-Mogg Self-Isolating”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 