Matt Hancock was fighting for his job today after he was accused of having an affair with his closest aide when CCTV appeared showing them kissing intensely in the hallway outside his Whitehall office before he said it was safe for the public to hug. The Health Secretary, 42, has been captured on camera inContinue reading “Health Secretary Matt Hancock’s Job Hangs In The Balance”
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Hopeless Matt Hancock
Matt Hancock has been accused of neglecting to tell the Prime Minister about a major report with hopeful conclusions about vaccine effectiveness against the Indian COVID variant at a crucial meeting before ministers chose to delay lifting restrictions. The claims in a newspaper outlet pile more pressure on the beleaguered Health Secretary after axed NumberContinue reading “Hopeless Matt Hancock”
Israel Asks Matt Hancock To Let Brain-Damaged Girl, Two, Be Treated In Their Hospitals
Israel has appealed to Matt Hancock to allow two-year-old suffering from irreversible brain damage to be treated in Tel Aviv. The plea comes after UK doctors got permission to turn off life support treatment against the wishes of the girl’s ultra-Orthodox Jewish parents. Alta Fixsler was born in the United Kingdom and sustained brain damageContinue reading “Israel Asks Matt Hancock To Let Brain-Damaged Girl, Two, Be Treated In Their Hospitals”
Freedom Day In Doubt
Matt Hancock said that Ministers are open to delaying England’s June 21 Freedom Day if the information on COVID cases turns bad in the next week and that it could be pushed back to a fortnight. The Health Secretary made positive noises about the link between cases and people going to the hospital being loosenedContinue reading “Freedom Day In Doubt”
Anger Over No 10’s Un-British Proposals To Spank Calorie Counts On Beer, Wine And Spirits
Number 10 plans to spank calorie counts on all alcohol served in pubs was today branded un-British and an attempt to nanny the nation. Documents leaked last night revealed health chiefs want to force larger chains to reveal the number of calories for every beer, wine and spirit ordered in their bars. The scheme, drawnContinue reading “Anger Over No 10’s Un-British Proposals To Spank Calorie Counts On Beer, Wine And Spirits”
One Per Cent NHS Pay Rise Is An Insult
The son of a nurse who’d inspired almost her whole family to go into the same profession before her death from coronavirus has described the one per cent pay rise for NHS staff as an insult. Linda Obiageli Udeagbala, 60, who lived in Croydon, south London, died last month after getting the virus. She’d workedContinue reading “One Per Cent NHS Pay Rise Is An Insult”
Matt Hancock to hold COVID Briefing
Matt Hancock held a televised coronavirus briefing, just hours after Prime Minister Boris Johnson confirmed some lockdown restrictions could be lifted in weeks. The Health Secretary spoke to the nation from Downing Street to update the nation on the fight against COVID. It comes as new positive coronavirus cases have fallen by 20 per centContinue reading “Matt Hancock to hold COVID Briefing”
BACK TO SQUARE ONE
Matt Hancock has warned COVID vaccines maybe 50 per cent less effective against the new mutant South African strain, putting us back to square one. The Health Secretary said there was evidence in the public domain that the new variant is more resistant to jabs, but cautioned that scientists are still carrying out tests. HeContinue reading “BACK TO SQUARE ONE”
First Trial At Train Station For Dogs That Can Smell COVID-19 In Humans
The dogs which are being taught to sniff out coronavirus have had their first experience of a busy train station as they train to do it for real as soon as early 2021. The dog and their handlers from the charity Medical Detection Dogs spent the morning training at London’s Paddington Station before showing theContinue reading “First Trial At Train Station For Dogs That Can Smell COVID-19 In Humans”
WHAT A JOKE
According to a news outlet, the Health Secretary nursed a glass of white wine in the Smoking Rooms commons bar until at least 10.25 pm and a senior Tory MP said that Matt Hancock arrived at the bar just before 9.40 pm and ordered a glass of French sauvignon blanc. He is then said toContinue reading “WHAT A JOKE”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 