It was the front page teaser that got the entirety of Britain talking.
Who could the erudite new columnist announce on the cover of Daily Mail perhaps be?
Of course, many guessed right and now they’re happy to confirm his identity, the former Prime Minister Boris Johnson, famed as one of the funniest and most original writers in the industry.
Boris’s full-page column will appear in the Daily Mail every Saturday along with fellow star names Amanda Platell and Andrew Neil, and you’ll be able to get a sneak preview on MailOnline and The M+ on Friday evenings.
Whether you’re a Boris Johnson fan or not, it’s going to be required reading, both in Westminster and for millions across the globe.
Watch out for his brilliant debut landing at about 5 pm today. It’s absolutely unmissable and full of surprises because everything that Boris Johnson says is unbelievable.
I’m not particularly a fan of Boris Johnson but at least he’s making a living, although I’m sure his affinity to the newspaper industry benefited him a lot!
Of course, there would have been a lot of people who would have wanted to see him down the job centre, but that wasn’t going to happen, not even in our wildest dreams, and as long as he doesn’t misuse his position by passing on knowledge, that’s fine by me, as long he keeps being entertaining and jocular – we wouldn’t want him to lose his sense of humour now, would we?
The problem is, in Boris Johnson’s world nobody’s entitled to have opinions about him, but he can say what he likes about everyone else, and it looks like failure gets rewarded, and he’s now in the best possible position to mock and call out this government over its catastrophic policies and practices. Rishi Sunak must be feeling extremely nervous right now.
Let the fun begin because it’s never boring when Boris Johnson is about, and I for one can’t wait, and I believe that Boris Johnson will destroy Rishi Sunak and the Tory party out of spite for how they hung him out to dry, and I can’t wait for the fireworks to begin because he will be far more interesting than Prime Minister’s questions.
However, in the current world that we live in, this information didn’t make me flinch much, and Boris Johnson is an ex-MP who isn’t scared to tell it the way that it is.
Rishi Sunak and his parliamentary chums are done come election day and Boris Johnson can’t wait – it’s time to get your hard hat on Rishi.
Perhaps they can have Donald Trump as a guest writer as well?
Boris Johnson isn’t a bad journalist and writer, and of course, the global elite won’t let him back into politics, but then the pen is mightier than the sword as they say. Sword-wielding Boris, now that I could imagine, and I bet Rishi Sunak will be his most avid reader!
I shall definitely be looking forward to reading his opinions and enjoying his eloquent intellectual parched humour, and I expect dozens of scandals to be completely disclosed over the next few months.
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