Westminster – THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO

Eligible By Law — Debated By Perception

Sagal Abdi‑Wali is eligible to stand in the Holborn & St Pancras by‑election because UK parliamentary candidates do not need to be British citizens — they only need to be legally resident and not disqualified under electoral law. The political debate we’re seeing is about perception, not legality. Sagal Abdi‑Wali: “From Somali refuge to Camden’sContinue reading “Eligible By Law — Debated By Perception”

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Opt‑Out Means Nothing If The System Opts You Back In

NHS England says you can “opt out”, but the Palantir platform ignores it, overrides GDPR objections, and still gives contractors access to identifiable patient data. MPs and senior civil servants aren’t “officially exempt”, but their medical records sit in protected systems that never touch Palantir, creating a quiet, practical exemption for them and not forContinue reading “Opt‑Out Means Nothing If The System Opts You Back In”

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Atherton Yelled ‘Invasion!’ Over Paperwork

Westminster erupted into full‑blown panto chaos as Sarah Atherton waved a routine Home Office contract like a cursed prophecy, shouted “invasion!”, and left MPs screeching louder than seagulls outside a Brighton chippy — all while insisting the government’s big secret is basically just… paperwork. The debate — sparked by two public petitions on immigration —Continue reading “Atherton Yelled ‘Invasion!’ Over Paperwork”

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Wales Just Went Full “Tell The Truth… Or Take The Walk”

Wales is genuinely on track to become the first country in the world where politicians can lose their jobs, or even face criminal consequences, for knowingly lying during election campaigns. This isn’t a rumour or a symbolic gesture: the Senedd passed the Member Accountability and Elections Bill in March 2026, which includes a legal dutyContinue reading “Wales Just Went Full “Tell The Truth… Or Take The Walk””

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Was Jeremy Corbyn Harshly Treated By The Media?

Imagine Jeremy Corbyn walking into the newsroom like: “Morning everyone!” And the entire press pack responds: “Ah! The threat to sandwiches, flags, and everything we hold dear has arrived!” Half the papers treated him like he’d personally tried to nationalise their kettle. One headline basically went: “CORBYN BREATHES — COUNTRY IN CHAOS.” Another seemed toContinue reading “Was Jeremy Corbyn Harshly Treated By The Media?”

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Too Old To Trust, Too Funny To Take Seriously

When criminals write the rules, justice doesn’t just vanish — it gets buried alive. Westminster doesn’t just have the most criminals — it manufactures them, polishes their titles, and calls the whole thing democracy. A WORLD OVERFLOWING WITH SNOWFLAKES — MELTING DOWN FASTER THAN THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD. The UK government is only partiallyContinue reading “Too Old To Trust, Too Funny To Take Seriously”

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Social Care Isn’t Broken — It’s Been Abandoned

Andy Burnham, sleeves rolled up like a man about to fix a boiler he’s never seen before, announces he’s going to “transform NHS beds for older patients.” Translation: move the furniture around and hope the queue magically shortens. The Makerfield MP steps up to the podium like a man who’s just discovered leadership in theContinue reading “Social Care Isn’t Broken — It’s Been Abandoned”

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Andy Burnham’s Plan To Run Britain Part-Time From Manchester

Andy Burnham wants to manage Britain from Manchester on a part-time basis. The would-be prime minister yesterday said a new ‘No 10 North’ outpost would be the ‘nerve centre’ of his government, and friends of the ex-Manchester mayor say he plans to spend a day or two a week in his former northern fiefdom whenContinue reading “Andy Burnham’s Plan To Run Britain Part-Time From Manchester”

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Keir Starmer’s Resignation Speech

Good Morning Britain viewers were distracted during Keir Starmer’s resignation coverage — but not by anything he said. The disruption came from blasting music outside Downing Street, which repeatedly cut through the broadcast and drew attention away from the address itself. A well‑known anti‑Brexit activist, Steve Bray, blasted Beethoven’s Ode to Joy — the EUContinue reading “Keir Starmer’s Resignation Speech”

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Shambles On The Hard-Left

A rebellious threat to Labour was tottering on the threshold of disarray as its launch descended into quarrelling. Zarah Sultana dramatically quit Labour and said she would be ‘co-leading’ a new left-wing party with Jeremy Corbyn. After losing the whip, the staunchly pro-Palestinian MP, who has long been a critic of Keir Starmer, was already serving as anContinue reading “Shambles On The Hard-Left”