Westminster – THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO

Too Old To Trust, Too Funny To Take Seriously

When criminals write the rules, justice doesn’t just vanish — it gets buried alive. Westminster doesn’t just have the most criminals — it manufactures them, polishes their titles, and calls the whole thing democracy. A WORLD OVERFLOWING WITH SNOWFLAKES — MELTING DOWN FASTER THAN THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD. The UK government is only partiallyContinue reading “Too Old To Trust, Too Funny To Take Seriously”

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Social Care Isn’t Broken — It’s Been Abandoned

Andy Burnham, sleeves rolled up like a man about to fix a boiler he’s never seen before, announces he’s going to “transform NHS beds for older patients.” Translation: move the furniture around and hope the queue magically shortens. The Makerfield MP steps up to the podium like a man who’s just discovered leadership in theContinue reading “Social Care Isn’t Broken — It’s Been Abandoned”

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Andy Burnham’s Plan To Run Britain Part-Time From Manchester

Andy Burnham wants to manage Britain from Manchester on a part-time basis. The would-be prime minister yesterday said a new ‘No 10 North’ outpost would be the ‘nerve centre’ of his government, and friends of the ex-Manchester mayor say he plans to spend a day or two a week in his former northern fiefdom whenContinue reading “Andy Burnham’s Plan To Run Britain Part-Time From Manchester”

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Keir Starmer’s Resignation Speech

Good Morning Britain viewers were distracted during Keir Starmer’s resignation coverage — but not by anything he said. The disruption came from blasting music outside Downing Street, which repeatedly cut through the broadcast and drew attention away from the address itself. A well‑known anti‑Brexit activist, Steve Bray, blasted Beethoven’s Ode to Joy — the EUContinue reading “Keir Starmer’s Resignation Speech”

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Shambles On The Hard-Left

A rebellious threat to Labour was tottering on the threshold of disarray as its launch descended into quarrelling. Zarah Sultana dramatically quit Labour and said she would be ‘co-leading’ a new left-wing party with Jeremy Corbyn. After losing the whip, the staunchly pro-Palestinian MP, who has long been a critic of Keir Starmer, was already serving as anContinue reading “Shambles On The Hard-Left”

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Tories Plot War Of Attrition Against Rishi Sunak

Rishi Sunak is facing a ‘war of attrition’ by Tory rebels, with May shaping up to be the biggest moment of danger. Even though no MP has openly called for the PM to resign, as former minister Simon Clarke did, the PM’s internal opponents are bracing for a protracted effort to remove him as severalContinue reading “Tories Plot War Of Attrition Against Rishi Sunak”

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The Met Police Are Considering New Partygate Footage

The Metropolitan Police said they were considering newly released video footage showing Conservative Party staff partying, dancing and drinking during the lockdown. The force said it was aware of the video, which shows a Christmas party involving at least 24 revellers at the party’s campaign headquarters in London in December 2020, when social distancing restrictionsContinue reading “The Met Police Are Considering New Partygate Footage”

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The Mail Unveils Boris Johnson As Its New Columnist

It was the front page teaser that got the entirety of Britain talking. Who could the erudite new columnist announce on the cover of Daily Mail perhaps be? Of course, many guessed right and now they’re happy to confirm his identity, the former Prime Minister Boris Johnson, famed as one of the funniest and mostContinue reading “The Mail Unveils Boris Johnson As Its New Columnist”

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Is Liz Truss Planning A Comeback?

Almost 100 days after she departed Downing Street as Britain’s shortest-serving prime minister in history, Liz Truss is reportedly planning a political comeback. The ex-premier made a visit to Washington DC before Christmas to attend a gathering of centre-right figures from across the world. It’s now emerged, in a string of private gatherings while sheContinue reading “Is Liz Truss Planning A Comeback?”

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Britain Faces ‘More Friction And Less Trade’ If It Overwrites The Brexit Deal For Northern Ireland With A New Law

Britain was warned of more friction and less trade with the EU if it goes ahead with unilateral action to reduce political tension over Brexit in Northern Ireland. The European Commission vice president Maros Sefcovic said the Northern Ireland Protocol Bill would be Ulster’s unique entrance to the EU market with 450 million consumers atContinue reading “Britain Faces ‘More Friction And Less Trade’ If It Overwrites The Brexit Deal For Northern Ireland With A New Law”