The last few months have been a solitary and challenging time for numerous households, with grandparents being isolated from their grandchildren and couples in different homes have not been able to see each other. Therefore, the gradual easing of lockdown in England to allow some people to meet in social bubbles has been a welcomedContinue reading “The Government Must Face Inquiry”
Author Archives: Angela Lloyd
The Queen’s Reign Is Effectively Over
The Queen’s reign is effectively over, due to the COVID 19 pandemic, with the virus essentially putting Charles on the cathedra and the coronavirus has done more harm to the monarchy than Oliver Cromwell. Her Majesty, the Queen, 94, may remain in self-isolation for months and never return to normal frontline regal duties asContinue reading “The Queen’s Reign Is Effectively Over”
Boris Johnson Claims He’s Helped Hungry Children While Ending Their Free Meal Vouchers
Boris Johnson has defended a decision not to continue the free school meals voucher programme to disadvantaged children over the summer holidays. Labour leader Keir Starmer urged Boris Johnson to reverse the decision at Prime Minister’s Question but Boris Johnson declined and he stated that the £63 million local welfare fund will go to councilsContinue reading “Boris Johnson Claims He’s Helped Hungry Children While Ending Their Free Meal Vouchers”
Lockdown Sex Prohibition In England Concludes This Weekend
The sex embargo that’s been in place in England due to lockdown is set to conclude this weekend, but only for some couples. Boris Johnson announced that two separate households in England will be permitted to unite together in a support bubble in some cases and that from one minute past midnight this Saturday, twoContinue reading “Lockdown Sex Prohibition In England Concludes This Weekend”
Bald Guys Could Be At Higher Risk Of Getting COVID 19
Bald men could be at greater risk of having serious COVID 19 symptoms, according to new research. The lead author of the study is so confident in the data that he told a media outlet that they believe that baldness is a perfect predictor of severity. The newspaper reported that Brown University’s Professor Carlos WambierContinue reading “Bald Guys Could Be At Higher Risk Of Getting COVID 19”
Priti Patel Could Face Axe As Home Secretary
Priti Patel is among three Cabinet ministers predicted to lose their positions for not backing Dominic Cummings. No 10 ordered ministers to tweet backing for Boris Johnson’s top aide as the public erupted with indignity over his flouting of lockdown but the Home Secretary, Justice Secretary Robert Buckland and International Trade boss Liz Truss disregardedContinue reading “Priti Patel Could Face Axe As Home Secretary”
Top Tory Urges Couples Not To Have Coitus Outside
A Tory minister has urged millions of people not to have sex outside, despite a prohibition on indoor liaisons with people from different homes. Simon Clarke said that they were not encouraging people to circumvent the law by making love in the great outdoors. But this unusual request came following new coronavirus lockdown rules thatContinue reading “Top Tory Urges Couples Not To Have Coitus Outside”
Was That An Earpiece I Just See In His Ear?
Downing Street has dismissed any allegations that Boris Johnson got help at the Despatch Box via an earpiece but Labour MPs suggested he was getting help in his confrontation of the Leader of the Opposition after a hazy image of his head circulated online, and social media wags suggested the image showed a communications deviceContinue reading “Was That An Earpiece I Just See In His Ear?”
How George Floyd Was Killed In Police Custody
On May 25, Minneapolis police officers arrested George Floyd, a 46-year-old black man, after a deli worker called 911, accusing him of purchasing cigarettes with a counterfeit twenty-dollar bill. Seventeen minutes after the first squad car arrived at the scene, George Floyd was unconscious and pinned under three police officers, showing no signs ofContinue reading “How George Floyd Was Killed In Police Custody”
Boris Johnson’s Sibling Rachel Ridicules Lockdown
What the dickens is going on? Even Boris Johnson’s sibling isn’t playing by his rules any more, staying overnight at her London residence and enjoying a bit of tennis, and it appears that radio hostess Rachel is attracting more contention for the embattled Prime Minister, dividing her time between her family farm and the metropolis.Continue reading “Boris Johnson’s Sibling Rachel Ridicules Lockdown”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 