A British-born engineer specialising in electronics and telecommunications, who immigrated to Australia after being adopted feels he is the love child of Prince Charles and Camilla. He is planning to apply for a court order to compel the heir apparent and his spouse to undergo a DNA test. Simon Dorante-Day, 53, has admitted court clerksContinue reading “‘Megxit Was A Cover-Up,’ Claims Engineer As He Launches Legal Bid To ‘Prove’ He’s Charles And Camilla’s Secret Love Child”
Author Archives: Angela Lloyd
Madeleine McCann’s Disappearance Is Now Being Investigated By Just Four Officers
Only four UK police officers are continuing to investigate the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, as the Met reveals resources have been stripped back by 90 per cent. Just three UK police officers and a civilian member of staff continue to work on the case part-time, the force has revealed today. It comes as Madeleine’s parents—Kate and Gerry McCann—markedContinue reading “Madeleine McCann’s Disappearance Is Now Being Investigated By Just Four Officers”
Apples And Pears: Rishi Sunak
Rishi Sunak will advise Britain to plant more apples and pears because he believes that the security of the nation might be jeopardised by an overreliance on food imports. The Prime Minister will use a food summit in Downing Street to tell farmers they are ‘vital to the security and fabric of our country’. But he willContinue reading “Apples And Pears: Rishi Sunak”
Mugged By Thugs Near London Euston Station, Two People, Including A Woman, Are Brutally Beaten
This is the horrifying scene of two people—a lady among them—being forcefully mugged in broad daylight at London’s Euston station. The victims were left splayed out on the ground. The crime occurred a short distance from the busy Camden High Street when two males attacked a man and a lady at approximately seven in theContinue reading “Mugged By Thugs Near London Euston Station, Two People, Including A Woman, Are Brutally Beaten “
Germany Considers Conscripting All 18-Year-Olds Amid NATO War Fears
Fearing an all-out NATO conflict with Russia, Germany may reinstate conscription for all 18-year-olds, according to secret military plans. Two of the three possible options being discussed by military planners call for all males to serve a mandatory military year when they turn eighteen. According to The Sunday Telegraph, authorities are reportedly nearing the endContinue reading “Germany Considers Conscripting All 18-Year-Olds Amid NATO War Fears”
A Mother Of Four Who Ploughed Into Oncoming Traffic Says It Wasn’t Her Fault
A mum-of-four who ploughed her Toyota 4×4 into oncoming traffic has said the double smash was not her fault because the car’s computer system ‘took over’. Diane Bryan, 58, from Barnsley in South Yorkshire, got the brand new Toyota RAV4 Excel just six months before she was involved in the December 2022 crash. The MotabilityContinue reading “A Mother Of Four Who Ploughed Into Oncoming Traffic Says It Wasn’t Her Fault “
An Israeli-British Hostage Has Been Killed By Hamas
Cruel Hamas terrorists last night announced a British-born hostage being held in Gaza had been killed – less than three hours after publishing a video which appeared to show him alive. In a sickening stunt, Hamas released the first video showing British-Israeli Nadav Popplewell, 51, visibly bruised and injured in his right eye, talking to the camera to giveContinue reading “An Israeli-British Hostage Has Been Killed By Hamas”
Passengers Who Put Backpacks On Free Seats Are Threatened
Jobsworth train guards are making empty threats to slap customers with ‘penalty charges’ for leaving their bags on seats, it has emerged. Passengers who place their bags on their seats during busy train hours have reportedly received warnings from rail personnel. However, sources in the train business said there is very little chance that customersContinue reading “Passengers Who Put Backpacks On Free Seats Are Threatened “
AstraZeneca COVID Vaccination Wrongly Administered To A 28-Year-Old Healthy Man
A healthy 28-year-old man who died after being wrongly given the AstraZeneca Covid vaccine was told to ‘count yourself lucky’ when he was given it. Alex Reid, an operations controller from Leeds, ‘did not understand why’ he was invited to get the vaccination early in March 2021 as a man in his late 20s who was otherwiseContinue reading “AstraZeneca COVID Vaccination Wrongly Administered To A 28-Year-Old Healthy Man “
Probation Officers Will No Longer Supervise Freed Prisoners
Under significant reforms snuck out by the government, released criminals will no longer be monitored by probation authorities until the completion of their terms. After being released from prison, offenders had to be in constant communication with the probation department until the judge’s sentence expired, but now, in the majority of cases, supervision will endContinue reading “Probation Officers Will No Longer Supervise Freed Prisoners “
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