NHS dentist numbers have dropped by 10% in under a decade — which explains why getting an appointment now feels like trying to book Beyoncé tickets. At least 600 dental practices have ditched the NHS in the past decade — apparently even the dentists have had enough and walked out with their little mirrors andContinue reading “NHS Dentists Vanishing Like Biscuits In A Staff Room”
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King Charles Charges NHS Hospital £11M To Park Ambulances On His Land
King Charles, peering out of a palace window, spotting a lonely ambulance parked on Duchy land: “Good heavens, Camilla — that’s prime real estate. Fetch the ledger. We must invoice the NHS immediately.” It’s the kind of story that feels like it should be narrated by Miriam Margolyes in full mischief mode, tutting and muttering,Continue reading “King Charles Charges NHS Hospital £11M To Park Ambulances On His Land”
Abusing The System
A legal adviser was secretly filmed telling an undercover reporter posing as a migrant to pretend to be gay so he could claim asylum in Britain. An investigation uncovered a shady network of asylum experts charging up to £7,000 to coach migrants whose visas are running out on how to pose as gay. They are supplyingContinue reading “Abusing The System”
Doctor Called Off The Picket Line To Treat Sick Babies
A striking doctor has been called off the picket line to treat ‘very sick babies’ whose lives could be endangered by a five-day strike by NHS doctors. Nottingham City Hospital pleaded with the British Medical Association (BMA) for the doctor to be exempt from the walkouts so that they could work in the neonatal intensive careContinue reading “Doctor Called Off The Picket Line To Treat Sick Babies”
Old Burial Site To Be Turned Into Luxury Homes
Residents living in the shadow of a cemetery where developers want to construct luxury homes over dead bodies have blamed their council of ‘taking them for fools’ after it emerged a full exhumation did not take place as promised. Calls are mounting to stop the council’s plans to build 20 homes over 11 ‘sacred’ gravestones, includingContinue reading “Old Burial Site To Be Turned Into Luxury Homes”
China’s Diabetes Breakthrough: Global Backlash
In a revelation that could change international healthcare, Chinese scientists have reportedly created a stem cell therapy that reverses both Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes. While this scientific leap presents new hope for over 500 million people worldwide living with the chronic condition, it also threatens to shake up the multi-billion-dollar pharmaceutical industry that flourishesContinue reading “China’s Diabetes Breakthrough: Global Backlash”
The Reverse ‘Rwanda Effect’
Hundreds of migrants have been detained after attempting to get into the UK by crossing the border from Ireland – an apparent reversal of the trend that saw asylum make the opposite journey to evade deportation to Rwanda. Officials claim that criminal gangs are charging up to €8,000 (£6,600) to transport migrants from Ireland into NorthernContinue reading “The Reverse ‘Rwanda Effect’”
Cadbury Chocolate Now Comes In Security Boxes At Tesco
To deter stealing at Tesco, chocolate bars valued as low as £1.25 have been placed in security boxes. Milkybars, Galaxy, and Dairy Milk have been sealed in plastic containers. ‘Ask the staff’ stickers are attached to the boxes. Supermarket employees must obtain bars for customers; they cannot merely grab them from the shelves. They areContinue reading “Cadbury Chocolate Now Comes In Security Boxes At Tesco”
Flight WZ4728: Terror On Board
An aeroplane was targeted at an airport in Dagestan by an anti-Semitic mob who demanded to see passengers’ passports. Israeli passengers onboard flight WZ4728 from Tel Aviv were caught in chaos at Makhachkala airport in the Russian Republic after people stormed the airstrip. According to videos posted online, the protesters, some bearing Palestinian flags, brokeContinue reading “Flight WZ4728: Terror On Board”
The 86-Year-Old Sir Bobby Charlton Has Passed Away
England and Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton has passed away aged 86 after his battle with dementia. Sir Bobby Charlton, who made 758 appearances for his club and earned 106 caps for his beloved country, passed away peacefully surrounded by his family. He is survived by his wife Lady Norma, their two daughters SuzanneContinue reading “The 86-Year-Old Sir Bobby Charlton Has Passed Away”
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