The Ministry of Justice accidentally divulged that prison and probation service staffing levels were approaching dangerously low levels. In an obvious blunder, the MoJ aired its concerns in the description of a recruitment contract on the government procurement website. The £8 million contract blamed government commitments on prison expansion and high staff attrition for theContinue reading “The Ministry Of Justice Accidentally Leaks That Prison And Probation Staff Levels Are Dangerously Low”
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The London Weather Forecast Predicts 26C Temperatures
We’re finally expected to get the rest of the summer we’ve been waiting for. Many people across the country have agreed that this summer’s weather has been, well underwhelming. Chilly, rainy, windy and gloomy, the last month has been a disappointment for Brits hoping for some essential Vitamin D and mood-boosting sunshine after a gloriousContinue reading “The London Weather Forecast Predicts 26C Temperatures”
Up To Fifty-Seven World Championship Triathlon Athletes Fall Sick
Health bosses have confirmed that at least 57 people have fallen sick and are suffering from diarrhoea after swimming in the sea during the World Triathlon Championships in Sunderland. Approximately 2,000 people took part in the major tournament last weekend, which saw athletes swim in the sea at Roker Beach, which was given a prestigiousContinue reading “Up To Fifty-Seven World Championship Triathlon Athletes Fall Sick”
A New ‘Deathtrap’ Pavement Pits Cyclists Against Pedestrians
A new cycle path has been branded a deathtrap that pits cyclists against pedestrians due to its complex layout and absence of adequate signage. The cycle lane on Longport Road in Canterbury, Kent, also switches sides and blocks off the entrance to a historic abbey, sparking outrage from locals, and according to the National FederationContinue reading “A New ‘Deathtrap’ Pavement Pits Cyclists Against Pedestrians”
King’s Guard Breaks Protocol In A Heartwarming Moment
https://youtube.com/shorts/6iQUO_KNKM4 Adorable footage shows the moment the King’s Guard made a rare break in protocol to nod at a little fan sporting his own miniature livery and bearskin. Frank, who adores soldiers, received a special nod from one of the troops who greeted him at St James’ Palace. The child watched in amazement as heContinue reading “King’s Guard Breaks Protocol In A Heartwarming Moment”
A Terrorist Judged A ‘Danger To The Public’ Three Months Ago Will Be Released From Prison In Days
A British Islamic State terrorist will have to be released in days despite still being deemed a possible threat to the public. Mohammed Uddin, then 30, was imprisoned in 2016 for seven years after pleading guilty to attempting to join ISIS in Syria. The former security guard, from Barking in Essex, now aged 37, travelledContinue reading “A Terrorist Judged A ‘Danger To The Public’ Three Months Ago Will Be Released From Prison In Days”
A Teenager Was Caught Speeding At 102mph On A Dual Carriageway
A teenage boy was caught speeding at 102mph on a dual carriageway, just four hours after he passed his driving test. He was stopped by the Norfolk Suffolk Roads and Armed Policing Team (NSRAPT) at 2 pm on August 2, while driving on the A47 at Swaffham. A traffic offence report was then issued byContinue reading “A Teenager Was Caught Speeding At 102mph On A Dual Carriageway”
How Prefabs Came To Be
During the Second World War and the bombing of towns and cities, there became a despairing demand for housing. Over 200,000 homes were destroyed by aerial bombing attacks. So, it was decided that prefabricated houses, later known as prefabs would be the temporary answer until the country could return to constructing permanent homes with traditionalContinue reading “How Prefabs Came To Be”
Homeware Chain Wilko On The Verge Of Collapse
UK homeware retailer Wiko has warned that it’s on the verge of collapse, putting some 12,000 jobs at risk. The privately owned company said it had filed a “notice of intention” to appoint administrators after failing to find enough emergency investment. Chief executive Mark Jackson said it would continue to talk with interested parties aboutContinue reading “Homeware Chain Wilko On The Verge Of Collapse”
COW Falls From A Lorry Into Traffic In Terrifying Moment
This is the horrifying moment a cow fell off the back of a moving lorry and into live traffic on a busy motorway. The animal fell onto the inside lane near junction nine in the northwest of England, nearly colliding with oncoming cars travelling at 70mph, just before 10 am yesterday. Police say another cowContinue reading “COW Falls From A Lorry Into Traffic In Terrifying Moment”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 