Our generation didn’t need a warning label; we’d bite into a toastie so hot it could strip paint, lose three layers of mouth lining, swear loudly, and STILL finish it because wasting food was a crime. Oh for God’s sake, consequences — YES, darling, we had them. We didn’t need a bloody warning label becauseContinue reading “Stupidity Didn’t Evolve — It Just Got Wi‑Fi”
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Do Not Eat!
A man has advised customers to avoid purchasing bananas with small white spots, which could contain insect nests. It came in response to a Facebook post in October 2022 from a concerned Asda customer, who spotted something unusual on the fruit she bought. The anonymous shopper posted on the social media site to see ifContinue reading “Do Not Eat!”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 