Work on an extensive new £250 million indoor waterpark in Manchester will begin next year, with the centre opening in 2025. The park, called Therme Manchester, will feature living water slides, a wave pool and swim-up bars, and has been developed to increase visitors’ mental health and wellbeing. Located opposite the Trafford Centre on theContinue reading “The First Indoor Beach In Britain Will Open In 2025”
Category Archives: Uncategorized
The Finns Will Decide If They Will Join NATO
Finland may make the call on whether to join NATO only weeks following Russia’s attack on Ukraine, with a decision likely during this spring. The country may join the transatlantic military alliance despite warnings of retaliation and military and political consequences from the Kremlin. Prime Minister Sanna Marin this weekend said that both joining NATOContinue reading “The Finns Will Decide If They Will Join NATO”
Number 10 Has No Cost-Of-Living Crisis!
A report declared that just hours before the drastic new cost of living bills came into place for Britons, Prime Minister Boris Johnson hosted lavish champagne and canapes do and quipped about Partygate. On Thursday night, Boris Johnson and fellow Cabinet ministers went to Claridge’s in London’s Mayfair to schmooze Tory donors, ahead of theContinue reading “Number 10 Has No Cost-Of-Living Crisis!”
President Vladimir Putin Orders The Conscription Of 134,500 Additional Soldiers
President Vladimir Putin has ordered 134,500 more draftees to join his troops as Russia’s forces continue to struggle to make substantial gains in Ukraine. The Russian dictator signed a decree ordering the new draftees into the military as part of Russia’s annual spring draft. Despite Moscow’s struggles, the defence ministry argued the call up hadContinue reading “President Vladimir Putin Orders The Conscription Of 134,500 Additional Soldiers”
It Would Have Been Appropriate For Prince Harry To Be Here To Honour His Grandfather
Prince Harry has been criticised for remaining in California and not bothering to attend Prince Philip’s memorial at Westminster Abbey, with the late Duke’s former protection officer describing his absence as pathetic. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex remained at their $14 million mansion in Montecito while the rest of the Royal Family, including theContinue reading “It Would Have Been Appropriate For Prince Harry To Be Here To Honour His Grandfather”
After Will Smith Smacked Chris Rock In The Face, Panicky Oscar Bosses Raced To Regain Control
Oscars showrunners went to panic stations as they attempted to keep the Academy Awards on track after Hollywood megastar Will Smith surprised everyone by hitting fellow actor and comedian Chris Rock, live and on stage. In what will probably go down as one of the most-watched moments in the history of the awards, Will SmithContinue reading “After Will Smith Smacked Chris Rock In The Face, Panicky Oscar Bosses Raced To Regain Control”
The Police Respond To A Garden Shed On The Road In Marks Tey, A12
Police were called out to the A12 near Colchester amid reports a garden shed was obstructing the road. The force control room revealed the weird callout on Twitter at lunchtime. Traffic maps revealed the incident, close to junction 25 at Marks Tey, caused some delays on the northbound carriageway. Traffic heading eastbound on the A120Continue reading “The Police Respond To A Garden Shed On The Road In Marks Tey, A12”
New BBC Art History Series Skips Henry VIII Because It Is Too Horrible
Henry VIII will be skipped over in a new BBC history programme chronicling Britain over 1,500 years due to complaints the 16th-century ruler was a terrible person. According to a newspaper outlet, the eight-part series, called Art That Made Us, plans to investigate tumultuous periods of British history through the lens of art, literature, musicContinue reading “New BBC Art History Series Skips Henry VIII Because It Is Too Horrible”
William And Kate Fly Into A Third Storm In The Caribbean
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have flown into another storm in The Bahamas as islanders piled more pressure on the Royal Family over slave trade reparations amid a growing movement on Caribbean islands to remove the Queen as head of state. The duo landed in Nassau last night after a bumpy visit to JamaicaContinue reading “William And Kate Fly Into A Third Storm In The Caribbean”
Boris Johnson has not been invited to Kyiv
Downing Street announced that despite reportedly being desperate to visit the warzone, Boris Johnson hasn’t been invited to visit war-ravaged Kyiv. No 10 told reporters that the Prime Minister would consider travelling to the besieged metropolis, but no offer had been received from president Volodymyr Zelensky. It came after Tory chairman Oliver Dowden insisted theContinue reading “Boris Johnson has not been invited to Kyiv”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 