‘It’s the Milkybar Kid’, cried the showgirl, peeking around the saloon door as her hero rides through the dusty street with a job to do. The town proved to be too big for both the chocolate bar-waving cowboy in white and the hat-stealing bandito in black, who’d been busy scaring the locals. A lash ofContinue reading “What Happened To The Child Stars Of These Classic 90s TV Ads?”
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Fruit And Vegetables Are Now Rationed At Tesco And Aldi
Empty red pepper shelves in Aldi in St Ives, Cambridgeshire, on Wednesday morning Tesco became the fourth UK supermarket to ration fruit and vegetables, and the UK’s largest retailer has introduced a buying limit of three items per customer on tomatoes, peppers and cucumbers. Hours before Aldi followed competitors Asda and Morrisons by imposing customerContinue reading “Fruit And Vegetables Are Now Rationed At Tesco And Aldi”
After Losing Her Citizenship Battle, Shamima Begum Cannot Return To The UK
Shamima Begum has lost her fight for British citizenship, eight years after she left the United Kingdom as a 15-year-old schoolgirl to join Islamic State (ISIS). Shamima Begum, who left east London at age 15 to join the Islamic State, had been challenging the decision taken by the then home secretary, Sajid Javid, in 2019Continue reading “After Losing Her Citizenship Battle, Shamima Begum Cannot Return To The UK”
Conservative Chief Lee Anderson Says He’s Not A ‘Lunatic’ For Demanding The Death Penalty Be Reinstated
Tory deputy chairman Lee Anderson says he’s not on some lunatic fringe for wanting to bring back the death penalty. The blunt MP for Ashfield said he’s entitled to have opinions after backlash to comments declaring capital punishment has a 100 per cent success rate. Mr Anderson was given the post by Prime Minister RishiContinue reading “Conservative Chief Lee Anderson Says He’s Not A ‘Lunatic’ For Demanding The Death Penalty Be Reinstated”
A Woman Who Claims She Is Madeleine McCann Says A DNA Test Will Be Conducted Soon
It’s been said that a woman who claims she’s Madeleine McCann has said that she will take a DNA test shortly. Julia Wendell, from Poland, went viral after creating an Instagram account named @iammadeleinemcann, saying she started wondering if she was Maddie a few months ago after hearing something from her grandma. The young womanContinue reading “A Woman Who Claims She Is Madeleine McCann Says A DNA Test Will Be Conducted Soon”
While Shivering Brits Battle On, Rishi Sunak’s Wife Jets Off On A Luxury £7K-A-Week Holiday
As shivering Britain battles the cost of living crisis and skyrocketing fuel bills, the Prime Minister was feeling the heat. Rishi Sunak’s millionaire wife has escaped it all by jetting off with the children on a luxury, money-no-object sunshine holiday, and it’s added uproar from critics over a Prime Minister happy to let money-grabbing energyContinue reading “While Shivering Brits Battle On, Rishi Sunak’s Wife Jets Off On A Luxury £7K-A-Week Holiday”
Thousands Will Lose Their Voice In Local Elections As Millions Apply For Photo ID To Vote
Figures indicate that only 3 per cent of people without voter ID will have applied for the government’s new card in time for May’s local elections, and young people have been among the slowest to sign up. The Tories rammed through new laws forcing voters to exhibit photo ID at polling stations nationwide for theContinue reading “Thousands Will Lose Their Voice In Local Elections As Millions Apply For Photo ID To Vote”
In The Midst Of Rapturous Applause And Standing Ovations, Peter Kay Is Moved To Tears
Peter Kay was driven to tears as he received a tremendous standing ovation at Manchester’s AO Arena on Friday night as he made his return to stand-up comedy. The funnyman, 49, has undertaken a mammoth 110-date tour and played to a sell-out crowd in Manchester, 16 miles from his hometown of Bolton as he wasContinue reading “In The Midst Of Rapturous Applause And Standing Ovations, Peter Kay Is Moved To Tears”
Legendary Actress Raquel Welch, 82, Who Starred In Fantastic Voyage And One Million Years B.C, Has Died After A ‘Brief Illness’
American actress and international sex symbol Raquel Welch has passed away at the age of 82 following a short illness, her business manager has confirmed. Steve Sauer said that she passed away in Los Angeles on Wednesday morning. Steve Sauer said that her career spanned over 50 years starring in over 30 movies and 50Continue reading “Legendary Actress Raquel Welch, 82, Who Starred In Fantastic Voyage And One Million Years B.C, Has Died After A ‘Brief Illness’”
Fury At Whitehall Staff’s £145 Million Spending Spree
Whitehall civil servants camouflaged sparkling wine acquisitions and five-star hotel catering as ‘bookkeeping services’ and ‘administration’, as part of a £145 million of government debit card spending. Rishi Sunak has been accused of overseeing a shameful chronicle of waste as it was disclosed how officials splurged on booze, luxury furnishings and costly dinners abroad. OppositionContinue reading “Fury At Whitehall Staff’s £145 Million Spending Spree”
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