Angry Tory MPs have turned on authoritarian Boris Johnson as he ordered the British people to obey his draconian new coronavirus restrictions or face an economically devastating second national lockdown. The panicking Prime Minister warned Britons last night they face a long difficult winter of police implemented curbs on their freedoms, saying the alternative wasContinue reading “Raab Warns Second National Shutdown Is On The Cards”
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Has Sweden beaten coronavirus?
According to an expert, Sweden has defeated coronavirus by refusing to close the country down and achieving herd immunity. The Scandinavian nation was the only country in Europe not to introduce stringent lockdown measures at the beginning of the pandemic, but scientists think that this may have helped it sidestep a second wave of COVIDContinue reading “Has Sweden beaten coronavirus?”
Boris Johnson Hits Reverse
Boris Johnson has unveiled a major crackdown on normal life in a bid to stop a second surge of the coronavirus. He will drop his back to work drive, announce constraints on socialising and levy a 10 pm curfew on bars and restaurants from Thursday. Pubs and other outlets will be permitted to serve seatedContinue reading “Boris Johnson Hits Reverse”
All Camouflage Has Gone – Harry And Meghan Have No Royal Future
For more than a year, it’s been the millstone around Prince Harry’s neck, a gold plated slice of taxpayers’ generosity that stank of privilege and entitlement, but to Harry and Meghan, the £2.4 million of public money, our money, that was lavished on remodelling Frogmore Cottage, only for it to be shattered and abandoned alongContinue reading “All Camouflage Has Gone – Harry And Meghan Have No Royal Future”
Downing Street Denies Claims That Boris Johnson Enjoyed A Secret Excursion To Perugia Last Weekend
Downing Street has denied an Italian newspaper’s assertion that Boris Johnson enjoyed a secret jaunt to Perugia last weekend as Brexit and coronavirus gripped the United Kingdom. La Repubblica cites an official statement from the Umbrian airport dated September 17 which stated that Boris Johnson travelled through in the last few days and a sourceContinue reading “Downing Street Denies Claims That Boris Johnson Enjoyed A Secret Excursion To Perugia Last Weekend”
EastEnders Celebrities Left Disappointed And Considering Leaving
Eastenders stars have reportedly been left unhappy and even contemplating leaving over extended breaks and pay losses on the soap due to the coronavirus situation and it’s been claimed that due to social distancing measures, fewer cast members can be permitted on the set at the same time. And while the celebrities are taking anContinue reading “EastEnders Celebrities Left Disappointed And Considering Leaving”
Boris Johnson Is Planning An Advertising Campaign To Advise Teachers And Parents About COVID Symptoms
It’s been revealed that the Prime Minister is planning an advertising campaign to inform teachers and parents about coronavirus symptoms. The Government has encountered intense backlash over the test and trace system which has seen those needing tests sent hundreds of miles and told to join lengthy queues at some testing centres while others standContinue reading “Boris Johnson Is Planning An Advertising Campaign To Advise Teachers And Parents About COVID Symptoms”
As if Brexit And Coronavirus Were Not Enough
Boris Johnson’s close friends and colleagues say the subdued and sullen Prime Minister is stressing and whining about money after his earnings shrank from over £350,000 a year down to £150,000. And those in contact with Boris Johnson claim the embattled premier, usually sociable and spirited, has distress etched on his face, as he floundersContinue reading “As if Brexit And Coronavirus Were Not Enough”
Woman Bites Off Man’s Testicle
A woman claims she bit off a man’s testicle as he attempted to rape her. Video footage of the woman presenting her side of the story has gone viral as she claims she was in bed with another man at the time when the assailant, who was an ex-boyfriend, turned up. Police are investigating theContinue reading “Woman Bites Off Man’s Testicle”
Eamonn Holmes Reacts To The Belief He and Wife Ruth Fear This Morning Axe
This Morning presenter Eamonn Holmes has responded to speculation that he and wife Ruth Langsford could be axed from the ITV show to make way for a more youthful and more diverse presenting team. The 60-year-old couple has hosted the Friday edition of the daytime show since 2006. They also stepped in to host theContinue reading “Eamonn Holmes Reacts To The Belief He and Wife Ruth Fear This Morning Axe”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 