Our generation didn’t need a warning label; we’d bite into a toastie so hot it could strip paint, lose three layers of mouth lining, swear loudly, and STILL finish it because wasting food was a crime. Oh for God’s sake, consequences — YES, darling, we had them. We didn’t need a bloody warning label becauseContinue reading “Stupidity Didn’t Evolve — It Just Got Wi‑Fi”
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Deputy Prime Minister Dominic Raab Accused Of Hurling Tomatoes At Civil Servants From Pret a Manger Salad
Deputy Prime Minister Dominic Raab is facing a string of claims that he mistreated civil servants amid reports he angrily hurled tomatoes and has been nicknamed ‘The Incinerator’. It follows claims that Ministry of Justice staff was offered a way out of the department when Dominic Raab was reinstated as Justice Secretary amid apparent concernsContinue reading “Deputy Prime Minister Dominic Raab Accused Of Hurling Tomatoes At Civil Servants From Pret a Manger Salad”
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