Our generation didn’t need a warning label; we’d bite into a toastie so hot it could strip paint, lose three layers of mouth lining, swear loudly, and STILL finish it because wasting food was a crime. Oh for God’s sake, consequences — YES, darling, we had them. We didn’t need a bloody warning label becauseContinue reading “Stupidity Didn’t Evolve — It Just Got Wi‑Fi”
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That Wasn’t Surgery, Darling — That Was Plumbing Done By A Drunk Ferret
A foreign doctor who botched an operation so badly it was described as “not compatible with life” has been struck off the medical register. Dr Yasser Adly Abdel Rahman, an NHS locum surgeon, carried out the emergency bowel procedure on a young man but bungled the operation. It meant the contents of the patient’s bowel,Continue reading “That Wasn’t Surgery, Darling — That Was Plumbing Done By A Drunk Ferret”
Anger As Sir Keir Starmer To Approve Chinese Mega-Embassy
Keir Starmer was accused of ‘kowtowing’ to China as he is poised to approve its ‘mega’ embassy. It is understood that the Prime Minister will announce a decision next month despite warnings over national security. It comes in the same week as MI5 cautioned MPs about a security threat from Chinese spies aiming to penetrate Parliament. Reports that Sir KeirContinue reading “Anger As Sir Keir Starmer To Approve Chinese Mega-Embassy”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 