The Tories hit a new low today as Boris Johnson was accused of lying in the undignified race for No 10. As he flew back from his holiday in a frantic bid to muster support, Labour’s Sir Keir Starmer offered ‘serious, credible change’, saying that the Tories were unable to govern themselves. Boris Johnson claimsContinue reading “Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying”
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As Boris Johnson Ends His Holiday, He Tells Friends He’s Up For It
Senior Tories are attempting to broker a face-to-face meeting between Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak in a bid to end the bloodletting engulfing the party, as the ex-Prime Minister concluded his stay in the Dominican Republic and took an overnight flight back to London in the race for the keys to No 10. Boris JohnsonContinue reading “As Boris Johnson Ends His Holiday, He Tells Friends He’s Up For It”
A ‘Churchillian’ Return To No.10 Is In The Works For Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson was reportedly planning an extraordinary political comeback last night as he privately urged Conservative MPs, including his rival and odds-on favourite Rishi Sunak to support him in the race to become Prime Minister following Liz Truss’s humiliating resignation only 44 days into the job. Just weeks after being pushed out, and telling theContinue reading “A ‘Churchillian’ Return To No.10 Is In The Works For Boris Johnson”
Liz Truss Has Seventeen Days To Save Her Job
Mutinous Conservative MPs have given Liz Truss seventeen days to save her job. Tory whips warned she could face a leadership challenge if Kwasi Kwarteng’s economic statement on October 31 fails to end the turbulence in the financial markets, and it was reported that Rishi Sunak and Penny Mordaunt were being lined up on aContinue reading “Liz Truss Has Seventeen Days To Save Her Job”
Pensioners’ Petrol Voucher Scheme Could Be Revived By Liz Truss
Liz Truss will look at reviving a project said to have been thwarted by Rishi Sunak in which oil companies fund petrol vouchers for pensioners. Downing Street officials held discussions with the bosses of large firms on the prospect of a voluntary scheme to reduce the cost of living. Under the proposals, the oil colossiContinue reading “Pensioners’ Petrol Voucher Scheme Could Be Revived By Liz Truss”
Rishi Sunak Builds A Private Pool For Himself
While wealthy Rishi Sunak hopes to take the plunge as our New Prime Minister, it’s revealed that things aren’t going swimmingly for his poor constituents. In fact, it’s a case of him swimming and them sinking, because they’re on the verge of losing their popular public baths which look set to close because of soaringContinue reading “Rishi Sunak Builds A Private Pool For Himself”
Centrica’s Obscene Half-Year Profits Increase FIVE-FOLD To £1.34 Billion, Igniting Fury
British Gas owner Centrica sparked outrage after declaring profits had increased fivefold to £1.34 billion, just as it emerged UK household energy bills could soar to £500 a month amid Russian threats to cut Europe’s gas reserves. The bumper operating profit for the six months to the end of June compared to the £262 millionContinue reading “Centrica’s Obscene Half-Year Profits Increase FIVE-FOLD To £1.34 Billion, Igniting Fury”
After Racing Over To Hold Kate McCann’s Hand, Rishi Sunak Makes A £4 Billion Energy Bill U-Turn To Claw Back In The Tory Leadership Race
Rishi Sunak made a frantic bid to claw back lost ground in the Tory leadership race by pledging a £4 billion VAT cut on energy bills just hours after he and his rival Liz Truss led tributes to TalkTV presenter Kate McCann after she fainted on live air. The ex-chancellor had continually refused to matchContinue reading “After Racing Over To Hold Kate McCann’s Hand, Rishi Sunak Makes A £4 Billion Energy Bill U-Turn To Claw Back In The Tory Leadership Race”
During The Tory Crown Battle, Who Will Prevail?
Liz Truss is mounting an all-out bid to overhaul Penny Mordaunt in the Tory leadership race as the four remaining candidates gear up for another crucial knockout vote. Conservative MPs will whittle the numbers down to three this afternoon, with Rishi Sunak apparently guaranteed a place in the final run-off ballot of party members, withContinue reading “During The Tory Crown Battle, Who Will Prevail?”
EXCLUSIVE: Another Work Do For Downing Street?
Boris Johnson was pictured laughing and joking last night as he canoodled with a bunch of elites on a Whitehall patio just hours after he announced his resignation. The disgraced Prime Minister was seen hobnobbing with several coworkers and officials, giving out hugs and cracking jokes as the party drowned their collective sorrows on aContinue reading “EXCLUSIVE: Another Work Do For Downing Street?”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 