Russian scientists have been ordered to hand over details of their latest research into anti-ageing remedies in a suspected bid to keep alive Vladimir Putin and his circle of Kremlin cronies. According to one source, the proclamation came from the ‘biggest boss’ and led to officials scrambling to fulfil the 71-year-old dictator’s supposed instructions. Putin has longContinue reading “Putin, 71, Calls For Handover Of Anti-Ageing Research”
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Drones May Be Flown Over UK Bases By Russian Spies
It has been revealed that Russian spies could be flying drones over UK military bases to gain information about Britain’s secret training programme for Ukrainian soldiers. Russian intelligence has shown ‘significant’ interest in Operation Interflex, the British-led multinational plan to train and support Ukraine’s armed forces, according to a guide handed out to British soldiers. TheContinue reading “Drones May Be Flown Over UK Bases By Russian Spies”
Labour’s First Day In Power
More than 5,000 days have passed since Labour was last in Government. But Keir Starmer wasted no time in laying down the first tentative steps towards change yesterday as he selected his cabinet and assured voters he would begin to rebuild trust with a ‘country-first, party-second’ brand of politics. As outgoing Prime Minister Rishi Sunak left NumberContinue reading “Labour’s First Day In Power”
Nerve Agents, Tea Poisoning And Plane Crashes
Alexei Navalny, the leader of the Russian opposition, was discovered dead on Friday; it is believed that he fell ill after taking a stroll around the harsh Arctic prison camp where he had been detained since December. The specifics of what transpired are still unknown; Russian officials claim they are still investigating the cause ofContinue reading “Nerve Agents, Tea Poisoning And Plane Crashes”
British Troops Must Prepare For Conscription Within Six Years Unless Vladimir Putin Is Defeated
An analyst has warned that if Vladimir Putin is not overthrown, British citizens should get ready to be called up for duty within the next six years. He also expressed his belief that there isn’t a “snowball’s chance in hell” that the Russian dictator will back down on Ukraine. Professor Anthony Glees of the UniversityContinue reading “British Troops Must Prepare For Conscription Within Six Years Unless Vladimir Putin Is Defeated”
Anyone Who Speaks Out Against Putin’s Invasion Will Have Their Property Seized
Russia’s parliament is considering new legislation that would give the state the power to seize the property of people convicted of defamation of the armed forces or for calling publicly for actions that undermine state security. Criticising what Moscow calls its ‘special military operation’ in Ukraine has effectively been a crime in Russia since theContinue reading “Anyone Who Speaks Out Against Putin’s Invasion Will Have Their Property Seized”
The Russian Journalist Who Protested The Ukraine War On Live TV Has Been Rushed To Hospital In France
A Russian journalist who protested against the Ukraine war live on air has been rushed to hospital in France after a suspected poisoning. Marina Ovsyannikova, 45, called emergency services yesterday and was hospitalised after unexpectedly falling ill as she left her Paris apartment and said she suspected she was poisoned. Police were examining her apartmentContinue reading “The Russian Journalist Who Protested The Ukraine War On Live TV Has Been Rushed To Hospital In France”
As He Poses For Kissing Selfies With Adoring Fans, Vladimir Putin Is Treated Like A Rock Star
Vladimir Putin is consolidating support in Russia following last week’s short-lived rebellion by Wagner Group chief Yevgeny Prigozhin in a rare met and greet that saw him mobbed by a crowd as he posed for selfies with young girls. Incredible footage from the event – a presidential appearance during a trip to the city ofContinue reading “As He Poses For Kissing Selfies With Adoring Fans, Vladimir Putin Is Treated Like A Rock Star”
It Is Possible That Vladimir Putin Will Be Toppled From Within The Kremlin As A Result Of The Arrest Warrant Issued By The International Criminal Court
The international criminal court (ICC) in The Hague has issued an arrest warrant for Vladimir Putin for overseeing the abduction of Ukrainian children, sending Russia another significant step on the path to becoming a pariah state. But enraged Vladimir Putin has criticised the International Criminal Court’s outrageous decision, but one expert said it could quickenContinue reading “It Is Possible That Vladimir Putin Will Be Toppled From Within The Kremlin As A Result Of The Arrest Warrant Issued By The International Criminal Court”
There’s “No Life Left” In A Ukrainian Town As Corpses Of Russian Troops Cover The Ground
President Volodymyr Zelensky said that the remains of Russian soldiers were covering the ground of a Ukrainian town where there’s no life left amid intense fighting. In Soledar, once a bustling salt mining town in eastern Ukraine, the ground is now scarred from a relentless stream of projectiles and gunfire as Russian forces aim toContinue reading “There’s “No Life Left” In A Ukrainian Town As Corpses Of Russian Troops Cover The Ground”
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