It now appears that the EU is refusing to negotiate with the United Kingdom, but the Prime Minister’s been explicit that he wants to negotiate a good deal with the European Union, and he will utilise all the strength of the government to ensure that in the spirit of friendliness that we can negotiate aContinue reading “They’re Simply Saying No”
Author Archives: Angela Lloyd
Man Goes Into Hospital For Botox
A pensioner went into hospital to have a botox procedure and got circumcised by mistake, but has now been awarded £20,000 compensation by the NHS. Terry Brazier was given the procedure after medics at Leicester Royal Infirmary jumbled up his notes, and he maintains he was so preoccupied chatting to the nurses that he didn’tContinue reading “Man Goes Into Hospital For Botox”
McDonald’s New Paper Straws Can’t Be Recycled
McDonald’s new “eco-friendly” paper straws can’t be recycled and must be binned and burned instead. Plastic straws were banned in all UK branches as part of a green drive, even though the fast-food colossus said they were “100 per cent recyclable”, and now an internal memo reveals the paper versions which were shunned by customers must be binnedContinue reading “McDonald’s New Paper Straws Can’t Be Recycled”
Smoking To Be Wiped Out In England
Leaked reports have revealed a government drive to wipe out smoking altogether in England by 2030. Tory ministers are poised to reveal the bombshell target in a Green Paper outlining new incentives to kick the habit, with tobacco giants facing a levy to pay for the public health costs of helping people to stop orContinue reading “Smoking To Be Wiped Out In England”
One In Three GPs Admit They Miss Symptoms
More than one in three GPs acknowledge they’ve neglected to properly diagnose patients because short appointment times have meant symptoms have been missed. Misdiagnoses meant sick patients are forced to return for repeat appointments and further medical treatment as 10-minute consultation windows didn’t give enough time for doctors to assess them correctly, and a monstrousContinue reading “One In Three GPs Admit They Miss Symptoms”
British Boy Given Detention
Last year on the Nick Ferrari programme, someone called in to say that their teenage son had been given detention, along with classmates for saying they’d vote UKIP during an election. The teacher reacted to the pupils by saying “All UKIP voters were racists” and then handed out detention for their remarks. The boy’s fatherContinue reading “British Boy Given Detention”
Basildon Hospital Neglect
A one-day-old baby who died in Basildon Hospital was neglected. Ennis Pecaku died in the hospital at 2 am on September 28 last year, having been born at 7.39pm the previous day. He had been born in the breech position, meaning his legs came out first, and the cause of death was confirmed to beContinue reading “Basildon Hospital Neglect”
No Deal Preparations
Boris Johnson said, “We’ll be ready”. He said, “The ports will be ready”. No, they won’t, and Europe thinks that Britain is considerably behind in its no-deal preparations, and if you look at what the French have done in Calais, they’ve built a lorry park, and the number-plate recognition software is all up there.Continue reading “No Deal Preparations”
Boris Johnson: I campaigned To Leave The EU
Boris Johnson said it’s about taking back control, and that it doesn’t just apply to Westminster retrieving independence from the EU. It simply means that our cities, counties and towns can become more self-governing. It means people taking more accountability for their own neighbourhoods, and that London and Manchester have expanded partly because they’ve hadContinue reading “Boris Johnson: I campaigned To Leave The EU”
Boris Johnson Confirmed As New Prime Minister
Boris Johnson has been announced as the leader of the Conservative party and the next Prime Minister of Britain, with many believing he will do a lousy job and some believing he will do a great job, he might startle us yet! He might not be liked very much, but if you consider who wasContinue reading “Boris Johnson Confirmed As New Prime Minister”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 