“Well, honestly, darling, the M67 has absolutely lost the plot. Human remains by the roadside — it’s like something out of a bloody Dickens novel, only with more traffic cones and fewer orphans. I mean, imagine you’re tootling along, minding your own business, probably late for work, probably desperate for a wee, and suddenly theContinue reading “Bones By The Bypass”
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“Tell Me I’m Too Ugly — I’ll Give You Front‑Row Seats.”
Thousands of strangers told her she was too ugly to be seen. They said she should be banned from posting pictures of her own face online. So she made a decision that turned their cruelty completely on its head. She would post a picture of her face. Every single day. For anyone who didn’t wantContinue reading ““Tell Me I’m Too Ugly — I’ll Give You Front‑Row Seats.””
Glue‑Gate: Because Even A Tiny Cut Can Turn Into A Full‑Blown Drama
Four-year-old Saoirse Feeney had to be rushed to a second hospital after a doctor accidentally glued her eyelids shut. Saoirse was initially taken to A&E by her mum after hitting her head on a wooden table at home, leaving her with a gash above her eye. Her mum, who is a paediatric nurse, had appliedContinue reading “Glue‑Gate: Because Even A Tiny Cut Can Turn Into A Full‑Blown Drama”
Woman, 32, ‘Cut Up Ribs’
A woman has been accused of killing her dad and carving out his heart. Serena Dolnics, 32, has been charged with murder after police say they found her covered in blood near her father’s corpse in Valparaiso, Indiana. Cops allegedly responded to a 911 call made by relatives of 69-year-old Gregory Dolnics after they became concerned aboutContinue reading “Woman, 32, ‘Cut Up Ribs’”
Isaac Arrowsmith, 19, Died After Multiple Missed Chances For Lifesaving Treatment
Isaac Arrowsmith was diagnosed with Haemoglobin Rainier disease, a rare inherited blood disorder that raises the risk of blood clots, at the age of 18. On December 19, 2025, Isaac, 19, developed chest pain and breathlessness and started coughing up blood. He was diagnosed with pneumonia at Macclesfield District General Hospital and was discharged with antibiotics. No vital test wasContinue reading “Isaac Arrowsmith, 19, Died After Multiple Missed Chances For Lifesaving Treatment”
Contagious Concern, Urgent Return
Officers say they are increasingly concerned for the 51-year-old’s safety and welfare. Dean, who also goes by Tim and Anthony Gledhill, has strong connections to Preston, Penwortham and Blackpool. He is described as slim, 5ft 4in, with black hair and blue eyes. He was wearing a khaki green and black jacket, a Lyle and Scott jumper, black trainers,Continue reading “Contagious Concern, Urgent Return”
When Antisemitism Rises, Society Is In Danger
Britain has indeed recorded the sharpest rise in antisemitic incidents among major Jewish diaspora countries, and the data paints a deeply troubling picture of how anti‑Jewish attitudes are becoming more widespread. The warning comes from the J7 Large Communities’ Task Force Against Antisemitism, whose latest report shows the UK standing out for the wrong reasons.Continue reading “When Antisemitism Rises, Society Is In Danger”
King Charles Charges NHS Hospital £11M To Park Ambulances On His Land
King Charles, peering out of a palace window, spotting a lonely ambulance parked on Duchy land: “Good heavens, Camilla — that’s prime real estate. Fetch the ledger. We must invoice the NHS immediately.” It’s the kind of story that feels like it should be narrated by Miriam Margolyes in full mischief mode, tutting and muttering,Continue reading “King Charles Charges NHS Hospital £11M To Park Ambulances On His Land”
King Charles And The Government: One Waves, One Wobbles
King Charles, the first monarch in British history to watch a supposed “invasion” unfold with all the urgency of a man waiting for his gardener to finish the roses, armed only with a cup of Darjeeling and the constitutional inability to actually do anything. Expecting King Charles to stop illegal immigration is like expecting himContinue reading “King Charles And The Government: One Waves, One Wobbles”
Flexibility Without Security Isn’t Fairness
Zero‑hour contracts offer flexibility, but they also create instability. Whether they’re fair depends entirely on how they’re used — and how much power the worker has compared to the employer. A zero‑hour contract is a type of employment agreement where the employer doesn’t guarantee any minimum number of hours. You’re technically an employee or worker,Continue reading “Flexibility Without Security Isn’t Fairness”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 