After a breathless few days of Tory manoeuvring, Rishi Sunak has been confirmed as the United Kingdom’s next Prime Minister. Boris Johnson pulled out of the race last night despite claiming he had 100 nominations from MPs required to run. Penny Mordaunt was the only other remaining hopeful but the Commons Leader failed to makeContinue reading “Tomorrow, Rishi Sunak Will Have An Audience With King Charles At Buckingham Palace”
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It’s Not Your Average Garden Spider!
A terrified mother was left speechless after she found a tarantula the size of her hand scurrying across her front garden. Sarah Rodmell, 30, spotted the enormous spider after she was alerted by builders who’d stumbled upon the eight-legged critter while carrying out renovation works on her home in Stapleford, Nottinghamshire. Despite being terrified ofContinue reading “It’s Not Your Average Garden Spider!”
COVID Pandemic Worsens Backlog For Cancer Treatment, Pushing Patients To Wait 55 Days
Figures show that the average wait for cancer treatment in Britain is 55 days, one week longer than two years ago, and the lengthy wait is leading to avoidable deaths and makes the United Kingdom one of the worst places in Europe to get the disease. Waiting time is measured from when a patient isContinue reading “COVID Pandemic Worsens Backlog For Cancer Treatment, Pushing Patients To Wait 55 Days”
A PERMIT May Be Required For Oxford Drivers To Drive Across The City
Residents in Oxford may require permits to drive across the city centre if council plans get the go-ahead. Under the proposal, which will be decided upon next month, households will be given permits permitting them to drive across the city 100 days per year per vehicle. Up to three permits will be allocated to eachContinue reading “A PERMIT May Be Required For Oxford Drivers To Drive Across The City”
Wicked And Sadistic
A close friend of Princess Diana has slammed Netflix as sadistic and Wicked over its portrayal of her last hours in the latest series of ‘The Crown’. Simone Simmons, a friend of the late princess, was positively critical of the show’s decision to recreate the moments before Diana’s untimely death in a Paris car crashContinue reading “Wicked And Sadistic”
The Tory leadership Contest Is Over For Boris Johnson
Ex-Prime Minister Boris Johnson has dropped out of the Tory leadership race and was met with a barrage of memes via social media. Twitter users responded with hilarity at the news, following speculation about whether or not Boris Johnson had acquired the required 100 nominations from fellow Conservative MPs. Only sixty-seven Parliamentarians were known forContinue reading “The Tory leadership Contest Is Over For Boris Johnson”
The Death Certificate For Robbie Coltrane Lists Six Causes Of Death, Including Organ Failure
Comedy legend Robbie Coltrane died from a series of illnesses including multiple organ failure, his death certificate shows. The 6 foot 1 Harry Potter star is understood to have been ill for some time, with other causes detailed including diabetes and obesity. Robbie Coltrane celebrated for both his acting and his comedy, passed away eightContinue reading “The Death Certificate For Robbie Coltrane Lists Six Causes Of Death, Including Organ Failure”
Mum Forced To Tell Son, 10, She Can’t Afford Christmas Presents
A heartbroken mum has been forced to tell her 10-year-old son that she won’t be able to afford any Christmas presents this year due to the cost of living crisis. Christine Borton, 48, was crushed when she had to tell her young son Dayjanta Samuels not to expect any presents on Christmas Day. She saidContinue reading “Mum Forced To Tell Son, 10, She Can’t Afford Christmas Presents”
Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying
The Tories hit a new low today as Boris Johnson was accused of lying in the undignified race for No 10. As he flew back from his holiday in a frantic bid to muster support, Labour’s Sir Keir Starmer offered ‘serious, credible change’, saying that the Tories were unable to govern themselves. Boris Johnson claimsContinue reading “Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying”
Storm Warning Issued By The Met Office
A yellow weather warning has been issued for large regions of Britain, with downpours predicted to bring as much as 60 mm of rain within a two to three-hour period. The weather forecasters said that the storm would be accompanied by blustery winds and hail. Most areas will, however, see 10-20 mm of rain overContinue reading “Storm Warning Issued By The Met Office”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 