No 10 said that Boris Johnson didn’t cry as he begged Tory MPs to support him and ditch their so-called pork pie plot. A group of 20 Tory MPs elected in 2019 met to discuss how they were going to unseat the Prime Minister. According to stirring rumours, they were planning to send letters toContinue reading “No 10 Insists It’s Not True Boris Johnson Cried”
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Russian Politicians Mock Boris Johnson’s Dancing
Boris Johnson’s dancing has been ridiculed by hardline Russian politicians on state TV as they quipped about destroying London but sparing Wales, Scotland and Ireland. Footage of the Prime Minister boogying with a lightsabre-wielding London Assembly member when he was mayor appeared last week amid the continuing partygate scandal. The viral clip reached state channelsContinue reading “Russian Politicians Mock Boris Johnson’s Dancing”
Aldi Opens Its First Store Without Checkout
Aldi has opened its first checkout-free store, where customers will be able to pick up products and exit without queuing to pay. The discount supermarket’s new site in Greenwich, south-east London, which opened at 7 am for public testing, will also allow customers to purchase alcohol, using facial age estimation technology to check whether theyContinue reading “Aldi Opens Its First Store Without Checkout”
The Queen Told Andrew He Would Lose His Titles And He Broke Down In Tears
Prince Andrew was said to be tearful after the Queen removed his honorary military titles, it was claimed. A newspaper out said that the Duke of York, who can no longer be known as His Royal Highness in any official capacity, is expected to write to his former regiment to express his remorse at havingContinue reading “The Queen Told Andrew He Would Lose His Titles And He Broke Down In Tears”
Prince Harry Files A lawsuit Against The UK Government
A newspaper outlet has revealed that Prince Harry is taking legal action against the Government over its decision to withdraw his UK police security and claimed it’s dangerous for his family to return to the United Kingdom without it. Lawyers acting for Harry, who stepped down from his Royal responsibilities two years ago, have writtenContinue reading “Prince Harry Files A lawsuit Against The UK Government”
Snap Inspection Of Russian Troops’ Combat Readiness
Russia held snap combat readiness inspections of its troops, as several key Ukrainian government websites were taken offline by a huge cyber-attack. Russian military manoeuvres are being closely monitored due to a troop buildup close to the Ukraine that has stirred fears in Kyiv and the West that Moscow may be preparing to invade, butContinue reading “Snap Inspection Of Russian Troops’ Combat Readiness”
Fashion WOKE-Walk!
From Birkenstocks with tube socks to clunky trainers and baggy cargo pants, a stylist has revealed why Gen Z trendsetters are choosing deliberately genderless garments in a bid to signpost their woke ideals to the world through fashion. The latest A-list trend has seen celebrities like Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid embrace the world ofContinue reading “Fashion WOKE-Walk!”
Welsh Government To Remove All COVID Curbs Within Two Weeks
The Welsh government will scrap all COVID curbs in two weeks under plans to reopen clubs, end the rule of six in pubs and lift the 50 people limited on outdoor events. Mark Drakeford will lay out a strategy for Wales to move from alert level two to alert level zero by the end ofContinue reading “Welsh Government To Remove All COVID Curbs Within Two Weeks”
The Longest-Married Couple In The United Kingdom Celebrate Their 81st Anniversary
Britain’s longest married couple have celebrated their 81st wedding anniversary after friends warned that they wouldn’t last long. Ron and Joyce Bond, aged 102 and 100, said a bit of give and take was the secret of a long-lasting marriage. The couple have seen 15 different Prime Ministers take power since they were wed inContinue reading “The Longest-Married Couple In The United Kingdom Celebrate Their 81st Anniversary”
Prime Minister and Rishi Sunak Could Reduce Energy Bills’ VAT
Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak are considering a U-turn over energy bills that would see VAT cut or scrapped to relieve the pressure on hard-pressed families. The Prime Minister has previously repudiated the idea saying that cutting the tax was a blunt instrument, but may be forced to act in the face of increasing politicalContinue reading “Prime Minister and Rishi Sunak Could Reduce Energy Bills’ VAT”
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