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Police are hunting thugs who attacked a cat who resembles Adolf Hitler, and left him for dead in a trash box. Seven year old tomcat Baz was discovered clinging to life in the bin days later by a nearby resident. Vets think the battered moggie was kicked by the yobs who dumped him. Baz lostContinue reading “Adolf Hitler cat left for dead in trash box following barbaric attack sparks law enforcement body manhunt”

A blogger who tweeted a fact-check of 10 UKIP election assurances might have thought his slightly harmless tweet might win him a few retweets at best. In its place, it gained Michael Abberton a social call from the police officers. A reproach was made by Cllr Peter Reeve, UKIP’s local government spokesperson and national nominatingContinue reading “Michael Abberton’s Anti UKIP Tweet”

  Everybody is chatting about Russell Brand these days. Whether it’s his well vocalized character, subject matter or the actuality that he is famed so mankind will quickly listen to him, he’s a sultry subject and some don’t mind contemplating what he is participating. Not long ago, Russell went at it with Jeremy Paxman arguingContinue reading “Russell Brand Speaks of Reptilian Overlords”

A Peasedown St John activist who writes to David Cameron once a day expects to raise his own shoestring army to crowdsource funds to set up a lawful challenge against the government. Campaigner Keith Lindsay-Cameron is expected to carry out the challenge against the current claimant commitment, which he thinks is equal to modern-day servitude.Continue reading “Activist Launches Campaign To Prosecute”

    UKIP has been forced to scrap a free postal address after getting parcels containing blood and excretion. Nigel Farage’s anti EU party, which is currently leading the votes for the European polls later this month, has been engulfed with parcels from antagonistic voters. The party used a free postal address on a flyerContinue reading “UKIP Forced To Quit Free Postal Address”

    Parents with embryos detected to have Down’s syndrome and other handicaps should be coerced into a mandatory termination of pregnancy, according to a UKIP candidate’s personal manifesto. Geoffrey Clark, who is running in a by-election for the Gravesham rural seat of Kent County Council and the Meopham North seat of Gravesham Borough Council,Continue reading “Mandatory Termination Of Pregnancy For Down’s Syndrome Foetuses”

A Greek financier who gave a multitudinous amount of money to UKIP has provoked insult by stating that it’s not conceivable for a husband to rape his wife, and all homosexual relations are based on a desire. UKIP distanced themselves from Demetri Marchessini in May last year after the shipping and investment magnet published a book whichContinue reading “Sponsor Demetri Marchessini Maintains There’s No Such Thing As Conjugal Sexual Assault”

  Occupied parents are increasingly sending kids to primary school in nappies rather than potty training them, a shock study discloses. Nearly one in 10 headteachers knew of a child aged between five and seven who had worn a nappy to school in the past year. Experts state parents are too busy to deal withContinue reading “Children Aged Seven Are Being Sent To School Wearing Nappies”

People living in holdings owned by the Crown are despairingly battling against being removed from their dwellings. The Crown Estate is proposing the sale of roughly 200 of its 750 country dwellings in the United Kingdom. Returns from the Crown Estate are paid to the Treasury, which then gives 15% to the Queen, it wasContinue reading “Cruel Crown Estate Evictions”

Wannabe star Josie Cunningham last night admitted the prospect of making an appearance on TVs Big Brother was worth more than her unborn child’s life. Puffing a cigarette and rubbing her baby bump, the controversial model and call girl, who will have her termination of pregnancy at a clinic this week, and is finally onContinue reading “NHS Boob Job Girl Josie Cunningham Proposes To Have Termination Of Pregnancy So She Can Star On BIG BROTHER”