Tom Hanks has been criticised for portraying a Trump supporter as a dimwitted ‘racist’ during a performance on Saturday Night Live’s 50th anniversary celebration. The Hollywood icon returned as Doug, a naive idiot who wears a Make America Great Again hat and does unexpectedly well on Black J, a spoof game show. Hanks first appeared as DougContinue reading “Tom Hanks Blasted For ‘Racist And Disgusting’ Portrayal Of MAGA Supporter On Star-Studded SNL 50”
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Elon Musk Responds To Ashley St. Clair’s Claim That She Gave Birth To His 13th Child
Elon Musk is taking a break from X having broken his silence after a MAGA influencer claimed she has given birth to his 13th child. The 53-year-old Tesla and SpaceX CEO has not denied or confirmed 26-year-old Ashley St. Clair’s claim but issued a one-word response on X on Saturday evening, writing simply, ‘Whoa.’ His decision to go offline followsContinue reading “Elon Musk Responds To Ashley St. Clair’s Claim That She Gave Birth To His 13th Child”
Death On Jet2 Flight From Tenerife To Nottingham
A Jet2 plane made an emergency landing after a passenger died onboard a flight from Tenerife to Nottingham yesterday. The plane, which was making its way to the UK, was diverted to mainland Spain on Friday afternoon after a man, thought to be in his 70s, died. It is still unknown what country the passenger, who wasContinue reading “Death On Jet2 Flight From Tenerife To Nottingham”
Chancellor And Executioner: A Recession Is Looming In Britain Today
Chancellor Rachel Reeves has been warned by official forecasters that she is on course to break her own ‘fiddled’ Budget rules – paving the way for spending cuts or more tax rises. It was reported yesterday that the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) has downgraded its UK growth outlook, resulting in the loss of nearly £10 billion in ‘headroom’.Continue reading “Chancellor And Executioner: A Recession Is Looming In Britain Today”
Albanian Crook Was Allowed To Stay In The UK
An Albanian criminal has escaped being kicked out of Britain because his son despises chicken nuggets served in other countries. Klevis Disha’s petty reason for wanting to stay in the UK has left Britain’s Border Minister “astonished” that it worked – and she stressed the government is appealing a tribunal’s decision, and he should be kept here. Outrage hasContinue reading “Albanian Crook Was Allowed To Stay In The UK”
Why L-Plate Moped Delivery Drivers Are Flooding Britain’s Streets
The rise of takeaway apps like Deliveroo and Uber Eats means fleets of moped-riding delivery drivers are now a familiar sight in Britain’s towns and cities. But while they are certainly helping to meet our desire for convenience, one issue is concerning road safety advocates – why do almost all of them have learner plates? UnlikeContinue reading “Why L-Plate Moped Delivery Drivers Are Flooding Britain’s Streets”
Freddos Now Cost £1 In Inflation-Crippled Britain
It is the small frog-shaped chocolate bar beloved by Brits and fondly remembered for selling for just 10p. But now fans of Freddo have reacted after the iconic 18g chocolate was spotted on sale for £1. Although it is still available for less in numerous shops, the price represents a staggering tenfold increase since theContinue reading “Freddos Now Cost £1 In Inflation-Crippled Britain”
How Much Did Starmer’s Voice Coach Cost?
Sir Keir Starmer must ‘come clean’ over who paid for his voice coaching, MPs have said. The Prime Minister received five years of voice coaching from Leonie Mellinger, a former Royal Shakespeare Company actress – including in-person meetings during the COVID lockdown. Now Shadow Paymaster General Richard Holden has written to Sir Keir asking for transparency overContinue reading “How Much Did Starmer’s Voice Coach Cost?”
New Twitter Storm Over Kanye West’s Nazi Swastika T-Shirt
Kanye West has provocatively advertised a T-shirt embellished with a Nazi swastika on his Twitter account, just hours after explaining a series of anti-Semitic, sexist and homophobic posts were a ‘social experiment’. The rapper, 47, posted an image of the white top early Saturday morning and described his latest design as ‘my greatest performance art piece thus far.’ WithinContinue reading “New Twitter Storm Over Kanye West’s Nazi Swastika T-Shirt”
In Mid-Air, A Plane Vanishes
A small plane carrying ten people disappeared off the coast of Alaska Wednesday night, and an urgent search is in progress. The tiny Bering Air Caravan took off from Unalakleet, a small community in western Alaska, and was flying to Nome when it unexpectedly vanished off flight radars over the Norton Sound inlet at 3:16Continue reading “In Mid-Air, A Plane Vanishes”
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