Sir Keir Starmer said he is prepared to align the UK even more closely with the EU, including the single market, if it is in the UK’s ‘national interest’. In some of his strongest comments yet about Britain’s post-Brexit relationship with Brussels under Labour, the Prime Minister said he would look at rules governing border checks. However,Continue reading “Starmer Prepares To Rip Up Brexit”
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A Dentist Gave NHS Patients An Ultimatum
Patients who queued for hours to get their dental care on the NHS were forced to pay for a hygienist appointment before being allowed to register, a BBC investigation has revealed. Prospective patients said they were handed an ‘ultimatum’, which saw hundreds pay £69 to sign up, despite policies stating that a healthcare provider cannot refuse an NHSContinue reading “A Dentist Gave NHS Patients An Ultimatum”
Small Boat Migrants Are Having Babies To Get British Passports
Small boat migrants accommodated in asylum hotels are having babies because they believe it will increase their odds of gaining a British passport, a new documentary has revealed. Asylum seekers told the programme they were having children in the belief it would automatically ensure the mother and baby both secure the documentation, a hope theContinue reading “Small Boat Migrants Are Having Babies To Get British Passports”
The Golden Boy
‘He concentrates far too much on football,’ a teacher at City of Leicester Boys wrote on Gary Winston Lineker’s last school report card. ‘He’ll never make a living at that.’ Even though he was one of the best football players to have ever played for England, Lineker only became wealthy after retiring by working as aContinue reading “The Golden Boy”
The BBC SACKS The Man Who Wrote The Anti-Starmer Song Freezing This Christmas
A BBC freelance newsreader has been sacked by the broadcaster after creating an anti-Keir Starmer charity Christmas song. Chris Middleton, 33, unmasked himself as the brainchild behind Freezing This Christmas, which was released under the fake band name Sir Starmer and the Granny Harmers. The parody song of Mud’s 1974 hit Lonely This Christmas is about the government’sContinue reading “The BBC SACKS The Man Who Wrote The Anti-Starmer Song Freezing This Christmas”
Unexpected Duo Writes Christmas Hit In An Hour
It has topped the charts and already been listened to more than a million times but the Christmas hit criticising Sir Keir Starmer was created by a duo who have never met. ‘Freezing This Christmas’ is about the government’s slashing of winter fuel payments for pensioners and the resulting ‘hardship’ imposed on its prey. The track wasContinue reading “Unexpected Duo Writes Christmas Hit In An Hour”
‘Snowflake’ University Students And Rowing Team Row
‘Mr Floppy’ was one of the arbitrary titles given to members of a university rowing club known for producing Olympians. After learning that rowers were grouped into columns on a purported “toughness sheet” and given names like “Rock Hard” and “Morning Wood,” “Snowflake” students are locked in a dispute with Oxford Brookes University Boat Club.Continue reading “‘Snowflake’ University Students And Rowing Team Row”
The 90-Year-Old Timothy West Has Passed Away
At the age of 90, legendary actor Timothy West passed away after a dazzling six-decade career on stage and television. Mr West, who starred in shows Brass, Edward the Seventh, EastEnders, and Great Canal Journeys with his Fawlty Towers star wife Prunella Scales, passed away peacefully, surrounded by family and friends. His children Juliet, Samuel,Continue reading “The 90-Year-Old Timothy West Has Passed Away”
Donald Trump Was Shot By A Sharpshooter On A Rooftop
In a horrifying attack, a would-be assassin shot Donald Trump on stage at a rally, leaving him bleeding from his ear. Shortly after the former president stood up to speak on Saturday in Butler, Pennsylvania, a flurry of rifle shots broke out. Trump grabbed the side of his head and ducked as bullets whizzed byContinue reading “Donald Trump Was Shot By A Sharpshooter On A Rooftop”
In Hot Water!
Britain’s ‘kindest’ plumber has had his citizen award rescinded after the trader faked stories about helping vulnerable people and pocketed £10,000 in donations. The award was granted to James Anderson, 56, in 2023 in recognition of his efforts to provide free plumbing services and boilers to individuals in need. Anderson is a resident of Burnley,Continue reading “In Hot Water!”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 