Only hours after declaring a crackdown on spiking, James Cleverly has apologised for jokes about giving his wife a date-rape medication every night. According to a newspaper outlet, the Home Secretary made the casual comments during a Downing Street reception, telling female guests that having “a little bit of Rohypnol in her drink every night”Continue reading “James Cleverly Apologizes For Making A Joke About Giving His Wife Rohypnol Every Night”
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Tomorrow, Rishi Sunak Will Have An Audience With King Charles At Buckingham Palace
After a breathless few days of Tory manoeuvring, Rishi Sunak has been confirmed as the United Kingdom’s next Prime Minister. Boris Johnson pulled out of the race last night despite claiming he had 100 nominations from MPs required to run. Penny Mordaunt was the only other remaining hopeful but the Commons Leader failed to makeContinue reading “Tomorrow, Rishi Sunak Will Have An Audience With King Charles At Buckingham Palace”
Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying
The Tories hit a new low today as Boris Johnson was accused of lying in the undignified race for No 10. As he flew back from his holiday in a frantic bid to muster support, Labour’s Sir Keir Starmer offered ‘serious, credible change’, saying that the Tories were unable to govern themselves. Boris Johnson claimsContinue reading “Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying”
According To A Poll, Prince Harry Should Be ‘Banned’ From The Royal Family If His Memoir Damages The Firm
King Charles III reportedly won’t invite Prince Harry to his Coronation if his book attacks Camilla, the Queen Consort. Prince Harry should be expelled from the Royal Family if his memoir harms the Firm, according to a poll. Carried out between October 12 and 13 with 1,624 respondents, TECHNE UK found nearly seven in 10Continue reading “According To A Poll, Prince Harry Should Be ‘Banned’ From The Royal Family If His Memoir Damages The Firm”
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