A new ‘five strikes and you’re out’ policy with automatic jail terms for repeat offenders has been unveiled by Tory leadership contender Robert Jenrick. According to him, those found guilty of five or more offences will spend at least a year behind bars. Its goal would be to stop the large number of crimes committed by repeat criminals.Continue reading “Five Strikes, You’re Out, Jenrick Says”
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Wearable Technology And Smartwatches Are Part Of Labour’s 10-Year NHS Plan
Labour’s 10-year plan to preserve the NHS includes the distribution of smartwatches to millions of people so they can track their health. These individuals seem to be blind to the fact that the majority of people won’t wear them and that it will be a complete waste of money. These wearable technologies will be distributedContinue reading “Wearable Technology And Smartwatches Are Part Of Labour’s 10-Year NHS Plan”
Pylon wars!
The first salvo of the ‘pylon wars’ was fired today by villagers furious at being in the path of a massive new power line that will stretch hundreds of miles down England’s east coast. Officials want to install a vast new network of overhead lines snaking from the port town of Grimsby down to TilburyContinue reading “Pylon wars!”
Warnings For Cakes, Biscuits, And Chocolate
Sweet treats, including chocolate, cakes, and biscuits, could face the same cigarette-style warnings in Labour’s latest ‘nanny state’ crackdown. According to reports, ministers are trying to make food packaging messaging more powerful to combat childhood obesity. It comes amid fears that the government could target cartoon characters, as one source told The Sun that Kellogg’sContinue reading “Warnings For Cakes, Biscuits, And Chocolate”
After Leaving His HMO, A Homeless Man Lives In A Clothes Bin
A homeless man has revealed how he is living inside a tiny clothes bin and bedding down for the night in the ‘comfiest bed I’ve ever slept in’. Five weeks ago, the unsecured container was found close to a church parking lot in the Erdington neighbourhood of Birmingham by Nigel, a former heroin user. The 52-year-old, bornContinue reading “After Leaving His HMO, A Homeless Man Lives In A Clothes Bin”
Christmas Food Deliveries Are Under Threat
New EU border controls are posing a danger to the food supply chain that supplies Britain for Christmas, truck drivers have warned. The new checks require all non-EU passengers at Dover to have fingerprint and facial recognition checks. Logistics UK claims that this would impede the movement of products and that there are concerns thatContinue reading “Christmas Food Deliveries Are Under Threat”
Keir Starmer: NHS Waitlist For 800,000 Children Is Broken
More than 800,000 children are stuck on lengthy NHS hospital waiting lists, it was revealed as the Prime Minister says the health service has been left ‘broken’ in an ‘unforgivable’ way. In an interview conducted, the prime minister made this allegation before the release of a review about the treatment of children. It’s anticipated that an assessmentContinue reading “Keir Starmer: NHS Waitlist For 800,000 Children Is Broken”
A Pensioner, 70, Worries About The Winter
A pensioner has said he is ‘scared for the winter’ because he can’t afford to put the heating on as Labour prepares to scrap the winter fuel allowance from millions. Simon Moss, a 70-year-old retired customer service assistant, is facing a harsh winter ahead in his cold housing association bungalow. He already limits his shoppingContinue reading “A Pensioner, 70, Worries About The Winter”
Over 1.6 Million Migrants Are Jobless In Britain
According to research released, a record number of immigrants residing in Britain are unemployed, costing taxpayers an estimated £8 billion. Official figures show that 1,689,000 non-UK nationals are either unemployed or classed as economically inactive because they are not looking for a job. The figure for the second quarter of 2024 surpasses the previous high of 1,676,000Continue reading “Over 1.6 Million Migrants Are Jobless In Britain”
Keir Starmer Accused Of Deceiving The Public
Sir Keir Starmer has been accused of ‘conning the public’ over his grim assessment of the state of Britain’s finances. The Prime Minister was accused of having ‘showered billions of taxpayers’ money on union paymasters while ‘parachuting donors and supporters into top taxpayer-funded jobs’. Sir Keir will this week warn of more pain to come asContinue reading “Keir Starmer Accused Of Deceiving The Public”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 