Southern Water dumping sewage off the Kent coast wasn’t just a slip‑up; it was a full‑blown “we’ve absolutely lost the plot” moment. And now they’ve been slapped with a £7 million fine, which — let’s be honest — is probably what they spend on branded lanyards and “team‑building workshops” about accountability. Southern Water, a companyContinue reading “Southern Water: Delivering That Authentic Seaside Experience — Now With Extra Sewage, Free Of Charge”
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Southampton Police Solve The Mystery Of The Human Placenta Found By A Schoolboy
Police have figured out why a youngster in Southampton discovered a human placenta in a park. In June of last year, a fifteen-year-old student discovered the placenta in Shirley, Southampton’s Holly Brook Park. This led to an eight-month, expensive hunt for the mother. Hampshire Police now say ‘certain ethnic practices’ led to the baby’s placentaContinue reading “Southampton Police Solve The Mystery Of The Human Placenta Found By A Schoolboy”
Where In Your Area Is SEWAGE Being Pumped Into Rivers And Seas?
A conservation charity has warned holiday-makers to be careful as they prepare for their summer holidays, with a map laying bare the alarming sewage discharges along scenic hotspots. The Rivers Trust have told customers to check where rubbish is being let out into the sea and rivers and make sure they don’t bathe downstream ofContinue reading “Where In Your Area Is SEWAGE Being Pumped Into Rivers And Seas? “
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