Hey Tesco, don’t get all annoyed at me because I forgot to scan something. You literally gave me no training before making me a cashier. The audacity of a company giving you zero training, plonking you on a till, and then acting shocked — shocked! — when a human being makes a mistake. Honestly, it’sContinue reading “It’s Bollocks With Beeps”
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Amazon’s Robots Will Soon Outnumber Humans
Soon, there will be more robots than people working in Amazon’s warehouses. The massive retailer has long been automating jobs that were formerly done by people. As a consequence, according to the company’s own data, it now has more than one million robots in its workplaces. This new record is very close to surpassing theContinue reading “Amazon’s Robots Will Soon Outnumber Humans”
Psychics Predict Terror In 2025
Four well-known psychics have all issued dire predictions about the same terrifying incident that they claim will occur later this year. Bulgarian mystic and healer Baba Vanga, French 16th-century astrologer Nostradamus, Brazilian psychic Athos Salomé, and London hypnotherapist Nicolas Aujula have all issued the same worrying prophecy for 2025. Baba Vanga, dubbed ‘Nostradamus of the Balkans,’ has previously accuratelyContinue reading “Psychics Predict Terror In 2025”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 