Following Hurricane Melissa, thousands of British visitors are still stuck in Jamaica amid concerns that crocodiles could be swimming in flooded streets. As many as 8,000 British citizens are on the Caribbean island, which last night was struck by one of the most powerful Atlantic hurricanes in history that left ‘catastrophic winds’ and ‘flash flooding’Continue reading “Hurricane Melissa, With CROCODILES”
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Threat To Turn Dambusters HQ RAF Scampton Into Migrant Detention Centre
Families living in a historical village have been left furious amid new plans to house migrants at the former Dambusters base. The iconic World War II mission to destroy German dams with ‘bouncing bombs’ was launched at RAF Scampton in Lincolnshire in 1943 and altered the course of the war. However, after widespread criticism nationwide, the crucial base has nowContinue reading “Threat To Turn Dambusters HQ RAF Scampton Into Migrant Detention Centre”
Defence Chiefs Were Warned Three Weeks Ago That RAF Brize Norton Could Be Targeted
Less than three weeks ago, bungling defence leaders were alerted to the possibility of disruption at RAF Brize Norton, yet they chose not to strengthen the fortifications of the vital facility. Pro-Palestinian demonstrators reportedly splashed red paint into the engines of RAF Voyager aircraft after entering the site uncontested, leaving top military officials stunned. IncredibleContinue reading “Defence Chiefs Were Warned Three Weeks Ago That RAF Brize Norton Could Be Targeted”
Hair Transplants, Turkey Teeth, And A ‘Fake Six-Pack’ Worth £1 Million Were Stolen By A Military Clerk
A military clerk robbed almost £1 million from the Ministry of Defence to pay for hair transplants, Turkey teeth and cosmetic surgery for a fake six-pack in an expenses scam, a court has been told. Former corporal Aaron Stelmach-Purdie, 34, headed the scheme while working at Regent’s Park Barracks in central London. He cheated taxpayers of £911,677, ofContinue reading “Hair Transplants, Turkey Teeth, And A ‘Fake Six-Pack’ Worth £1 Million Were Stolen By A Military Clerk”
Putin Threatens WWIII; Labour Cuts Military
Despite Britain’s increasing involvement in direct combat with Russia, Labour has promised drastic cutbacks to the country’s defence capability. In a surprising move which transmitted ominous signals to the Kremlin, 31 frontline helicopters and a couple of Commando assault ships were axed. The UK is set to lose an astounding 46 Watchkeeper Unmanned Aerial VehiclesContinue reading “Putin Threatens WWIII; Labour Cuts Military”
Ukraine Builds Nuclear Bomb If Trump Pulls US Military Aid
Ukraine could develop a rudimentary nuclear bomb within months if Donald Trump pulls US military aid, a briefing paper prepared for the country’s Ministry of Defence has revealed. The weapon would be built from plutonium and use similar technology to the nuclear bomb dropped on Nagasaki in 1945, the report stated. Even though Ukraine gave up its nuclear armament in 1996, itContinue reading “Ukraine Builds Nuclear Bomb If Trump Pulls US Military Aid”
Wi-Fi and Bathrooms Are The Only Reasons Gen Z Soldiers Will Join The Army
Your Army needs you! Unless you’re Gen Z, you need better Wi-Fi and bathroom ensuites. According to research on Armed Forces accommodation, these were some of the top demands of young soldiers. The top four requirements for Gen Z troops, who are described as those under 27, also included having a double bed and aContinue reading “Wi-Fi and Bathrooms Are The Only Reasons Gen Z Soldiers Will Join The Army”
Drones May Be Flown Over UK Bases By Russian Spies
It has been revealed that Russian spies could be flying drones over UK military bases to gain information about Britain’s secret training programme for Ukrainian soldiers. Russian intelligence has shown ‘significant’ interest in Operation Interflex, the British-led multinational plan to train and support Ukraine’s armed forces, according to a guide handed out to British soldiers. TheContinue reading “Drones May Be Flown Over UK Bases By Russian Spies”
As HMS Prince Of Wales Departs For NATO’s Largest Maritime Exercise In 40 Years, Crowds Cheer
Crowds were cheering off the HMS Prince of Wales as it finally departed for the largest NATO maritime exercise in 40 years after delays. Just before it was scheduled to depart on Sunday to replace her sister ship, which was forced to cancel its own deployment a week earlier, the Royal Navy aircraft carrier hadContinue reading “As HMS Prince Of Wales Departs For NATO’s Largest Maritime Exercise In 40 Years, Crowds Cheer”
The UK Will Send Spy Planes And Ships To Israel
Britain will send surveillance aircraft, two Royal Navy support ships and almost 100 Royal Marines to the eastern Mediterranean from Friday to support Israel and help prevent any sudden escalation of warfare in the Middle East. Patrol flights of Poseidon P-8 aircraft and other aircraft will begin on Friday, Downing Street announced, tasked partly withContinue reading “The UK Will Send Spy Planes And Ships To Israel”
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