Hoards of revellers headed to the streets in their droves last night after bars and pubs booted them out at 10 pm, assembling in huge gatherings and violating social distancing rules. Vast swathes of Saturday night drinkers were seen downing pints on empty roads in Soho, London, while others rushed to buy alcohol from offContinue reading “Is The COVID Curfew Doing More Harm Than Good?”
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In The Week Boris Told A Battered Britain It Was In For Another Six Months Of COVID Winter Misery
A news outlet has revealed that Carrie Symonds has enjoyed a five-star holiday in the exclusive Italian resort of Lake Como with her infant Wilfred. However, in the week Boris Johnson told Britons the UK was in for another six months of misery, yet his fiancee has been staying at the £600 a night GrandContinue reading “In The Week Boris Told A Battered Britain It Was In For Another Six Months Of COVID Winter Misery”
New Mask Rules In Pubs Will Be Impossible To Police
Pub managers and punters wrestling with new coronavirus rules which make masks mandatory have cautioned Boris Johnson that enforcement will be difficult. The Prime Minister has now tightened constraints on the hospitality sector for six months by inflicting a 10 pm curfew across England from Thursday and limiting business exclusively to table service. Speaking inContinue reading “New Mask Rules In Pubs Will Be Impossible To Police”
Raab Warns Second National Shutdown Is On The Cards
Angry Tory MPs have turned on authoritarian Boris Johnson as he ordered the British people to obey his draconian new coronavirus restrictions or face an economically devastating second national lockdown. The panicking Prime Minister warned Britons last night they face a long difficult winter of police implemented curbs on their freedoms, saying the alternative wasContinue reading “Raab Warns Second National Shutdown Is On The Cards”
Downing Street Denies Claims That Boris Johnson Enjoyed A Secret Excursion To Perugia Last Weekend
Downing Street has denied an Italian newspaper’s assertion that Boris Johnson enjoyed a secret jaunt to Perugia last weekend as Brexit and coronavirus gripped the United Kingdom. La Repubblica cites an official statement from the Umbrian airport dated September 17 which stated that Boris Johnson travelled through in the last few days and a sourceContinue reading “Downing Street Denies Claims That Boris Johnson Enjoyed A Secret Excursion To Perugia Last Weekend”
Boris Johnson Is Planning An Advertising Campaign To Advise Teachers And Parents About COVID Symptoms
It’s been revealed that the Prime Minister is planning an advertising campaign to inform teachers and parents about coronavirus symptoms. The Government has encountered intense backlash over the test and trace system which has seen those needing tests sent hundreds of miles and told to join lengthy queues at some testing centres while others standContinue reading “Boris Johnson Is Planning An Advertising Campaign To Advise Teachers And Parents About COVID Symptoms”
As if Brexit And Coronavirus Were Not Enough
Boris Johnson’s close friends and colleagues say the subdued and sullen Prime Minister is stressing and whining about money after his earnings shrank from over £350,000 a year down to £150,000. And those in contact with Boris Johnson claim the embattled premier, usually sociable and spirited, has distress etched on his face, as he floundersContinue reading “As if Brexit And Coronavirus Were Not Enough”
Boris Johnson Argues Bill Breaking International Law Is Essential
Boris Johnson told Tory MPs that a proposed bill that contravenes international law is absolutely essential to stop the break up of our country. The Prime Minister made the comments to Conservative politicians through a video link as he debated the controversial UK Internal Markets Bill. Boris Johnson said the ruling, which will override partsContinue reading “Boris Johnson Argues Bill Breaking International Law Is Essential”
Boris Johnson’s Plan For ‘Moonshot’ Coronavirus Tests
Boris Johnson’s ‘moonshot’ plan for mass coronavirus tests that don’t exist could cost £100 billion, leaked documents declare. The Prime Minister wants up to 10 million rapid tests handed to employees each day, which could cover the whole population in a week. But its cost would be larger than the entire annual defence or educationContinue reading “Boris Johnson’s Plan For ‘Moonshot’ Coronavirus Tests”
Boris Johnson Advises Parents To Send Children Back To School
Boris Johnson has announced a plea to parents to send their children back to the classroom when schools open next month. The Prime Minister said the danger of contracting coronavirus in schools is quite small, and that students face more imposing harm by remaining to stay at home. Numerous students in England have not beenContinue reading “Boris Johnson Advises Parents To Send Children Back To School”
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