Rishi Sunak will apologise to infected-blood victims, as a devastating report blames successive governments and the NHS for the scandal. The Prime Minister will issue a formal apology on behalf of the Government for the handling of a scandal which has claimed more than 3,000 lives and continues to wreck countless others. Plans for a major compensation programmeContinue reading “NHS’ Worst Treatment Disaster: Rishi Sunak To Apologize”
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Apples And Pears: Rishi Sunak
Rishi Sunak will advise Britain to plant more apples and pears because he believes that the security of the nation might be jeopardised by an overreliance on food imports. The Prime Minister will use a food summit in Downing Street to tell farmers they are ‘vital to the security and fabric of our country’. But he willContinue reading “Apples And Pears: Rishi Sunak”
After Brutal Losses In Council And Mayoral Elections, Rishi Sunak Admits Tories May Not Win General Election
Following the party’s crushing defeat in council and mayoral elections, Rishi Sunak has conceded that the Tories may not win the general election. The Prime Minister claimed Britain is heading for a hung parliament when he sends the country to the polls, as he warned about the ‘disaster’ of a Labour-led coalition. A new chapterContinue reading “After Brutal Losses In Council And Mayoral Elections, Rishi Sunak Admits Tories May Not Win General Election”
Increase In Shoplifting Offences
Shoplifting has risen to the highest level on record amid complaints the crime has been effectively ‘decriminalised’, new data revealed today. In the year ending in December 2023, police registered 430,104 offences, up over 37% from 315,040 in the year prior. The Office for National Statistics (ONS) states that the number is the highest since current recordsContinue reading “Increase In Shoplifting Offences”
The ‘Spiralling’ Benefits Bill Is Unsustainable, Warns Rishi Sunak
Rishi Sunak unveiled a ‘moral mission’ to get Brits off benefits today as he warned that numbers out of the workforce are ‘unsustainable’ and ‘tragic’. In a major speech drawing dividing lines for the election, the PM pledged to crack down on the country’s ‘sick note culture’, insisting normal ‘life worries’ are not a reason to be signed off. HeContinue reading “The ‘Spiralling’ Benefits Bill Is Unsustainable, Warns Rishi Sunak “
Moment French Escort Vessel ‘Picks Up Migrant Dinghy Just Two Miles From French Coast
This is the moment a French escort vessel allegedly picked up a migrant dinghy just two miles from the country’s coast before taking them across the Channel to British waters. Videos of the French vessel Minck looking for migrants on Tuesday night surfaced online. Then, at roughly 12.40 on Wednesday morning, it seems to haveContinue reading “Moment French Escort Vessel ‘Picks Up Migrant Dinghy Just Two Miles From French Coast”
Hotels And Asylum Support Hit £5.4 Billion As Small Boat Numbers Soar
This year, the public will spend a record £5.4 billion, or £15 million per day, on migrant hotels and other forms of refugee help. The Home Office had to get an additional £4 billion from the Treasury to cover a significant overspend on refugee accommodation due to skyrocketing prices. According to official documents, the HomeContinue reading “Hotels And Asylum Support Hit £5.4 Billion As Small Boat Numbers Soar”
Liz Truss Leads Tory Revolt On ‘Un-Conservative’ Plans For A ‘Stealth’ Ban On Buying Cigarettes
Rishi Sunak is facing another revolt over his ‘un-Conservative’ plans for a ‘rolling’ ban on buying cigarettes. Former prime minister Liz Truss is one of the prominent individuals attempting to thwart legislation that would raise the legal age of tobacco product purchases. In an attempt to regain the upper hand, Mr Sunak is promoting theContinue reading “Liz Truss Leads Tory Revolt On ‘Un-Conservative’ Plans For A ‘Stealth’ Ban On Buying Cigarettes”
Government Minister Reveals AI Systems Are Already Being Used To Read Papers That Ministers Should Be Reading
It has come to light that ministers have already started utilising AI systems to sift through papers and choose which ones are more crucial. The Cabinet Office’s experimental “AI Red Box,” which Alex Burghart, a Conservative minister, has acknowledged he uses to sift through the piles of files he is assigned to read each day.Continue reading “Government Minister Reveals AI Systems Are Already Being Used To Read Papers That Ministers Should Be Reading”
Is There Going To Be A General Election On November 14th?
In response to rumours that the Prime Minister may postpone holding a general election until mid-November, Sir Keir Starmer attacked Rishi Sunak today for placing “vanity before nation.” The head of Labour implied that Mr Sunak intended to stay in Downing Street for two years before he called on Britons to vote. The PM thisContinue reading “Is There Going To Be A General Election On November 14th?”
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