Rishi Sunak will advise Britain to plant more apples and pears because he believes that the security of the nation might be jeopardised by an overreliance on food imports. The Prime Minister will use a food summit in Downing Street to tell farmers they are ‘vital to the security and fabric of our country’. But he willContinue reading “Apples And Pears: Rishi Sunak”
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UK economy Is ‘Turning A Corner’, Says Rishi Sunak
Britain is out of recession after official figures showed the economy ‘going gangbusters’ in the first quarter of the year. The GDP rebounded from its decline at the end of 2023 and increased by 0.6% in the first three months of 2024, quicker than anticipated. A recession is defined as two consecutive quarters of contraction.Continue reading “UK economy Is ‘Turning A Corner’, Says Rishi Sunak”
After Brutal Losses In Council And Mayoral Elections, Rishi Sunak Admits Tories May Not Win General Election
Following the party’s crushing defeat in council and mayoral elections, Rishi Sunak has conceded that the Tories may not win the general election. The Prime Minister claimed Britain is heading for a hung parliament when he sends the country to the polls, as he warned about the ‘disaster’ of a Labour-led coalition. A new chapterContinue reading “After Brutal Losses In Council And Mayoral Elections, Rishi Sunak Admits Tories May Not Win General Election”
Increase In Shoplifting Offences
Shoplifting has risen to the highest level on record amid complaints the crime has been effectively ‘decriminalised’, new data revealed today. In the year ending in December 2023, police registered 430,104 offences, up over 37% from 315,040 in the year prior. The Office for National Statistics (ONS) states that the number is the highest since current recordsContinue reading “Increase In Shoplifting Offences”
The ‘Spiralling’ Benefits Bill Is Unsustainable, Warns Rishi Sunak
Rishi Sunak unveiled a ‘moral mission’ to get Brits off benefits today as he warned that numbers out of the workforce are ‘unsustainable’ and ‘tragic’. In a major speech drawing dividing lines for the election, the PM pledged to crack down on the country’s ‘sick note culture’, insisting normal ‘life worries’ are not a reason to be signed off. HeContinue reading “The ‘Spiralling’ Benefits Bill Is Unsustainable, Warns Rishi Sunak “
In Response To His ‘Islamophobic, Racist’ Remarks, Lee Anderson Is Suspended From The Conservative Party
Lee Anderson has been suspended by the Conservative Party after he refused to apologise for ‘Islamophobic, racist’ comments where he claimed that London Mayor Sadiq Khan was controlled by ‘Islamists’. A spokesperson for the party’s chief whip, Simon Hart, said the decision had been made following the former Tory deputy chairman’s ‘refusal to apologise’ forContinue reading “In Response To His ‘Islamophobic, Racist’ Remarks, Lee Anderson Is Suspended From The Conservative Party “
It’s Nice Of You To Join Us
After being seen staring at his phone this morning, Michael Gove flashed a mischievous smile at the camera during his introduction on the BBC’s Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg. The Housing Secretary is tapping away at his cell phone, unaware of what’s going on, but after a few seconds, he glances up when Ms. Kuennsberg saysContinue reading “It’s Nice Of You To Join Us”
Recent News Regarding King Charles’s Cancer Diagnosis
The King is now facing cancer treatment after it was uncovered while in hospital for a procedure on an enlarged prostate. According to Buckingham Palace, King Charles decided to ‘share his illness to prevent conjecture and in the hope it may aid public understanding for all those throughout the world who are stricken by cancer’.Continue reading “Recent News Regarding King Charles’s Cancer Diagnosis”
To Deter Pupils From Taking Up Smoking, A School Uses A SNIFFER DOG To Sniff Out Vaping
In what is reportedly a UK first, a school is using a sniffer dog to crack down on kids vaping. To address the growing issue among minors, the City of Norwich School is bringing in the dog. It has unveiled a series of other tough measures, including installing vape detectors in toilets, increasing CCTV coverage,Continue reading “To Deter Pupils From Taking Up Smoking, A School Uses A SNIFFER DOG To Sniff Out Vaping”
Liz Truss Leads Tory Revolt On ‘Un-Conservative’ Plans For A ‘Stealth’ Ban On Buying Cigarettes
Rishi Sunak is facing another revolt over his ‘un-Conservative’ plans for a ‘rolling’ ban on buying cigarettes. Former prime minister Liz Truss is one of the prominent individuals attempting to thwart legislation that would raise the legal age of tobacco product purchases. In an attempt to regain the upper hand, Mr Sunak is promoting theContinue reading “Liz Truss Leads Tory Revolt On ‘Un-Conservative’ Plans For A ‘Stealth’ Ban On Buying Cigarettes”
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