It started as a joke, but after a fiery ministerial grilling on Good Morning Britain, someone on Twitter suggested that Piers Morgan would make a good Prime Minister – the jury might still be out on that one, but the tagline ‘PM for PM’ has a good ring to it; however, that doesn’t mean heContinue reading “Piers Morgan For Prime Minister – Or Maybe Not”
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The Police Are Scared To Stop And Search Cannabis Users
Police are now afraid to stop and search suspects if they smell cannabis, officers said. Chief constables have called for those on the frontline to take a tougher line on the class B drug. However, concerns were raised by Brian Booth, Deputy National Chairman of the Police Federation of England and Wales. Head of theContinue reading “The Police Are Scared To Stop And Search Cannabis Users”
Musk’s Estranged Daughter Calls Him A ‘Pathetic Man-Child’: ‘I Don’t Give A F–k About Him’
Elon Musk’s estranged transgender daughter, Vivian Jenna Wilson, slammed the tech tycoon as a “pathetic man-child.” During a lengthy interview with Teen Vogue published Thursday, Wilson shared her honest emotions about the Tesla CEO when questioned if she’s “scared” of him. “He’s a pathetic man-child,” Wilson quipped. “Why would I feel scared of him? Ohhh, he has so muchContinue reading “Musk’s Estranged Daughter Calls Him A ‘Pathetic Man-Child’: ‘I Don’t Give A F–k About Him’”
The BBC SACKS The Man Who Wrote The Anti-Starmer Song Freezing This Christmas
A BBC freelance newsreader has been sacked by the broadcaster after creating an anti-Keir Starmer charity Christmas song. Chris Middleton, 33, unmasked himself as the brainchild behind Freezing This Christmas, which was released under the fake band name Sir Starmer and the Granny Harmers. The parody song of Mud’s 1974 hit Lonely This Christmas is about the government’sContinue reading “The BBC SACKS The Man Who Wrote The Anti-Starmer Song Freezing This Christmas”
Unexpected Duo Writes Christmas Hit In An Hour
It has topped the charts and already been listened to more than a million times but the Christmas hit criticising Sir Keir Starmer was created by a duo who have never met. ‘Freezing This Christmas’ is about the government’s slashing of winter fuel payments for pensioners and the resulting ‘hardship’ imposed on its prey. The track wasContinue reading “Unexpected Duo Writes Christmas Hit In An Hour”
Trump Will Kick Out Transgender Troops
President-elect Donald Trump reportedly plans to issue an executive order on his ‘first day in office’ to ban transgender members of the military. The controversial order would cause as many as 15,000 active service members to be ‘medically discharged’ – deeming them unfit to serve, according to The Times. According to the Times, Trump plans to sign the executive orderContinue reading “Trump Will Kick Out Transgender Troops”
It’s Not A Great Day For London’s Buses
London’s bus network was thrown into chaos as three buses were taken out of action by fire and crashes. Incredibly, one bus in Twickenham burst into flames before burning completely, and in Southall, the E5 to Perivale crashed into a bus stop on South Road, causing extensive damage. On the opposite side of London, onContinue reading “It’s Not A Great Day For London’s Buses”
A British Sitcom From The 80s Called Terry And June Is The Latest Series To Be Tagged With Trigger Warnings After Fawlty Towers, Only Fools And Horses, And ‘Allo ‘Allo
Classic 80s sitcom Terry and June has become the latest TV show to be hit with a trigger warning for ‘discriminatory language’ after Fawlty Towers, Only Fools and Horses and ‘Allo ‘Allo also fell foul of snowflakes. Nine series of the wildly successful programme aired on BBC1 between 1979 and 1987. Terry Scott and DameContinue reading “A British Sitcom From The 80s Called Terry And June Is The Latest Series To Be Tagged With Trigger Warnings After Fawlty Towers, Only Fools And Horses, And ‘Allo ‘Allo”
Maria Branyas Morera, 117, Is The World’s Oldest Person. The Secrets Of Long Life May Be Discovered By A Spanish Pensioner
Today marks Maria Branyas Morera’s 117th birthday. Scientists are hopeful that the Spanish retiree may help them discover the keys to a long life. In 1907, Ms. Morera was born in San Francisco, during a second outbreak of the bubonic plague. After her father, Josep, became ill in 1915, during the First World War, theContinue reading “Maria Branyas Morera, 117, Is The World’s Oldest Person. The Secrets Of Long Life May Be Discovered By A Spanish Pensioner”
Following A 45-Minute Outage, Musk’s X Website And App Are Back
Elon Musk’s X website and app are back online following a 45-minute outage that left thousands unable to access content. The message continued that it was empty now, but it wouldn’t be long. Start following people and you’ll see the posts show up here. However, the platform, previously known as Twitter, did seem to allowContinue reading “Following A 45-Minute Outage, Musk’s X Website And App Are Back”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 