The BBC reported that sensitive defence documents containing details about the British military had been discovered at a bus stop in England. The BBC said that the papers included proposals for a likely UK military presence in Afghanistan, as well as talks about the possible Russian response to the British warship HMS Defender’s travel throughContinue reading “Classified UK Defence Papers Discovered At A Bus Stop In The Southeast Of London”
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Muslim Boy, 11, Who Told His Class He Wanted To Give Alms To The Needy
An 11-year-old Muslim student who told his class that he wanted to give charity to the needy was referred to as controversial anti-terrorism watchdog Prevent after his teacher misunderstood the word’ alms’ for ‘arms’. A legal challenge lodged by the parents against the school asserts that his teacher had asked the class what they wouldContinue reading “Muslim Boy, 11, Who Told His Class He Wanted To Give Alms To The Needy”
Saj Gets Down To Business
Sajid Javid announced his most pressing priority will be ending the pandemic as quickly as possible and praised cheating Matt Hancock’s record in government after the discredited former minister was pictured ridiculing coronavirus restrictions. Talking to the media for the first time since becoming Health Secretary, Sajid Javid said that he just wanted to beginContinue reading “Saj Gets Down To Business”
Cheating Aide Gina Coladangelo Quits £15,000 Department of Health Board Position
Matt Hancock’s mistress Gina Coladangelo is stepping down from her £15,000 position at the Department of Health after footage of the pair’s romance was brought to light. The married mother of three Gina Coladangelo, 43, was discovered locking lips with former Health Secretary Matt Hancock, 42, in leaked CCTV footage from May 6. Matt HancockContinue reading “Cheating Aide Gina Coladangelo Quits £15,000 Department of Health Board Position”
Andrew Marr Reveals He Suffered A Nasty Bout Of COVID
BBC news presenter Andrew Marr revealed he caught COVID 19 last week despite having been completely jabbed. The 61-year-old journalist made the astonishing statement on his eponymous television programme. He said that he had symptoms similar to a summer cold and said it had been pretty bothersome. He filmed his Sunday morning programme live fromContinue reading “Andrew Marr Reveals He Suffered A Nasty Bout Of COVID”
COVID Patients Are Sicker Than They Were Two Weeks Ago
Doctors are warning that growing numbers of COVID patients are needing oxygen and intensive care compared to just a fortnight ago. The latest government data on hospitalisations shows a steady incremental rise in the amount of COVID patients being taken to medical institutions in recent weeks. Even though numbers remain comparatively low in comparison toContinue reading “COVID Patients Are Sicker Than They Were Two Weeks Ago”
Keir Starmer Calls For Proposals For A New Royal Yacht To Be Scrapped
Sir Keir Starmer will attempt to draw Labour back towards the political centre-ground with a promise to crack down on sickening anti-social behaviour. The Labour leader last night said questionable plans for a new royal yacht should be scrapped, with the savings used to finance the deployment of more CCTV cameras and community support officersContinue reading “Keir Starmer Calls For Proposals For A New Royal Yacht To Be Scrapped”
NHS Trials Holy Grail Blood Test That Can Detect 50 Kinds Of Cancer
A groundbreaking blood test set to be trialled by the NHS this autumn can accurately detect two-thirds of life-threatening cancers. The Galleri test, described as the holy grail for cancer, detects the disease early in healthy people and NHS officials believe it has the potential to save thousands of lives every year. Even before someoneContinue reading “NHS Trials Holy Grail Blood Test That Can Detect 50 Kinds Of Cancer”
Health Secretary Matt Hancock’s Job Hangs In The Balance
Matt Hancock was fighting for his job today after he was accused of having an affair with his closest aide when CCTV appeared showing them kissing intensely in the hallway outside his Whitehall office before he said it was safe for the public to hug. The Health Secretary, 42, has been captured on camera inContinue reading “Health Secretary Matt Hancock’s Job Hangs In The Balance”
Harry Is Chauffeured To LAX
Prince Harry arrived at Los Angeles International Airport on Thursday evening for a flight to London to attend the unveiling of a statue of Princess Diana, his first voyage back home since Prince Philip’s funeral. Harry is returning to London to unveil a statue of Princess Diana on what would have been her 60th birthday.Continue reading “Harry Is Chauffeured To LAX”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 