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Baftas Was So Woke It Should Be Renamed The Waftas!

Viewers called out Bafta for hosting a woke awards ceremony last night, with many suggesting they would turn off or fast forward through the politically correct show. Some even suggested renaming the organisation as the WAFTAs, the Woke Academy of Film and Television Arts. The academy this year produced its most diverse lineup of winnersContinue reading “Baftas Was So Woke It Should Be Renamed The Waftas!”

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Huge Drop In Vaccinations

Plunging vaccination rates are threatening President Joe Biden’s goal to have 70 per cent of American adults get their first COVID 19 shot by Independence Day. A news outlet reported that less than 500,000 adults are now being vaccinated each day, down from a peak of 3.4 million in April. Currently, 51.5 per cent ofContinue reading “Huge Drop In Vaccinations”

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Why Have Americans Stopped Wearing Seatbelts?

The number of people killed after being involved in a car crash while not wearing their seat belt soared by twenty per cent last year, even though the roads were much quieter because of COVID. A recently released National Highway Traffic Safety Administration report recorded that there were 6,052 deaths caused by ejections in 2020Continue reading “Why Have Americans Stopped Wearing Seatbelts?”

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William And Kate To Save The Union

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge may be required to spend more time in Scotland under plans reportedly drawn up by palace officials to bolster the Union, and according to a news outlet, Kate and William would spend more time at Balmoral, in light of growing support for Scottish independence after the Scottish National Party’sContinue reading “William And Kate To Save The Union”

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Plane Carrying One Of Britain’s Most Senior Civil Servants

An aircraft thought to be carrying one of Britain’s most senior civil servants on a mission to protect the vaccination programme came within 100 feet of a possibly catastrophic collision with a suspected drone. The BAE-146 jet, an RAF aircraft used by members of the Royal Family and Government ministers, was returning to the UnitedContinue reading “Plane Carrying One Of Britain’s Most Senior Civil Servants”

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Freedom Day In Doubt

Matt Hancock said that Ministers are open to delaying England’s June 21 Freedom Day if the information on COVID cases turns bad in the next week and that it could be pushed back to a fortnight. The Health Secretary made positive noises about the link between cases and people going to the hospital being loosenedContinue reading “Freedom Day In Doubt”

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Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis Was Arrested And Jailed

According to a report, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis was arrested in Mexico after purportedly grabbing a woman by her neck and spitting in her face to give her COVID. According to Mexican court records, a newspaper outlet says the 45-year-old Kardashian friend was arrested on August 13, 2020, and was charged with domesticContinue reading “Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis Was Arrested And Jailed”

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Booze? Are You 18?

At the age of 94, the last thing Ruby Goswell expected was to be asked to confirm she was old enough to enjoy a sip of Bailey’s, but when an Amazon courier delivered a couple of bottles of her favourite tipple he demanded she prove she was over 18 before handing them over. Ruby Goswell’sContinue reading “Booze? Are You 18?”

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Andrew Lloyd Webber Threatens To Sue The Government

Andrew Lloyd Webber last night said he could take ministers to court if they don’t allow theatres to operate at full capacity from June 21. The impresario said it would be the ultimate death blow if the relaxation of restrictions didn’t go ahead as planned later this month. Indoor entertainment venues were able to reopenContinue reading “Andrew Lloyd Webber Threatens To Sue The Government”