The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge may be required to spend more time in Scotland under plans reportedly drawn up by palace officials to bolster the Union, and according to a news outlet, Kate and William would spend more time at Balmoral, in light of growing support for Scottish independence after the Scottish National Party’sContinue reading “William And Kate To Save The Union”
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Boris Johnson And Carrie Symonds Stare Into Each Other’s Eyes
Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds gaze into each other’s eyes in the first photo released of their wedding day. The delightful photograph taken in the Downing Street garden was issued after No 10 eventually verified that the Prime Minister and his new bride tied the knot in a meagre ceremony at Westminster Cathedral yesterday afternoon,Continue reading “Boris Johnson And Carrie Symonds Stare Into Each Other’s Eyes”
The Letter Carrie Symonds Wanted To Send To The Times
Boris Johnson refused to back fiancee Carrie Symonds’ complaint to The Times after it claimed the pair wanted to get rid of their pet pooch Dilyn. He objected because the proposed complaint, drawn up at the start of the COVID crisis, was ‘a nonsense.’ A copy of the draft letter was leaked to the DailyContinue reading “The Letter Carrie Symonds Wanted To Send To The Times”
Boris Johnson Tells Tory MPs He Wants To Scrap The One-Metre-Plus Rule In Pubs On June 21
Boris Johnson has told Conservative MPs the one metre plus rule for social distancing is still set to be scrapped in June. A news outlet reported that the Prime Minister said that eliminating the measure was the single most important difference the government could bring about to get Britain’s pubs back into action, and heContinue reading “Boris Johnson Tells Tory MPs He Wants To Scrap The One-Metre-Plus Rule In Pubs On June 21”
Dominic Cummings Threatens To Expose Important COVID Documents
Dominic Cummings set the stage for an explosive debut, maintaining an obsession with secrecy at the heart of the Government that contributed considerably to the catastrophe of the COVID pandemic in the United Kingdom. Boris Johnson’s former top aide also threatened to reveal a crucial historical document when he was interrogated on No 10’s handlingContinue reading “Dominic Cummings Threatens To Expose Important COVID Documents”
Boris Johnson Convenes Cabinet
Boris Johnson is gathering his Cabinet for crunch talks amid grim claims there’s a close to nil chance of June 21 lockdown easing going ahead as hoped. The Prime Minister and his senior ministers are meeting with concern over the fast-spreading Indian variant of coronavirus running high. Ministers are preparing emergency plans that could seeContinue reading “Boris Johnson Convenes Cabinet”
Ministers Are Split
Ministers are at loggerheads over whether to prolong lockdown beyond June 21 to protect idiot vaccine refuseniks from the Indian variant. Tensions are growing within the government as the more transmissible strain threatens to derail the roadmap, which should see all legal restrictions lifted from next month. Business Secretary Kwasi Kwarteng maintained he was stillContinue reading “Ministers Are Split”
Boris Johnson Slams Disgusting Racism
Boris Johnson has condemned acts of shameful racism after a convoy of vehicles bearing Palestinian flags drove through a Jewish neighbourhood in north London while the passengers shrieked ‘f* their mothers, f* their daughters’. Footage on social media showed the vehicles passing down Finchley Road with passengers heard to scream vulgar language and threats uponContinue reading “Boris Johnson Slams Disgusting Racism”
Boris Johnson’s £535 Outstanding Debt
Boris Johnson has been slapped with a court judgment for an outstanding debt after a COVID conspiracy theorist bizarrely alleged he’d repeatedly slandered her. Official records revealed that the Prime Minister was being pursued failing to pay a £535 bill. It initially appeared to be a fresh embarrassment for Boris Johnson, who’s already facing anContinue reading “Boris Johnson’s £535 Outstanding Debt”
Live Local And Prosper
Boris Johnson will promise to level up Britain by bringing employment and skills to Red Wall areas to stop the brain drain to the cities. Under plans which will be outlined in the Queen’s speech, the prime minister will pledge to live local and prosper in a bid to improve numerous regions which believe they’veContinue reading “Live Local And Prosper”
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