Downing Street has denied an Italian newspaper’s assertion that Boris Johnson enjoyed a secret jaunt to Perugia last weekend as Brexit and coronavirus gripped the United Kingdom. La Repubblica cites an official statement from the Umbrian airport dated September 17 which stated that Boris Johnson travelled through in the last few days and a sourceContinue reading “Downing Street Denies Claims That Boris Johnson Enjoyed A Secret Excursion To Perugia Last Weekend”
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Boris Johnson Is Planning An Advertising Campaign To Advise Teachers And Parents About COVID Symptoms
It’s been revealed that the Prime Minister is planning an advertising campaign to inform teachers and parents about coronavirus symptoms. The Government has encountered intense backlash over the test and trace system which has seen those needing tests sent hundreds of miles and told to join lengthy queues at some testing centres while others standContinue reading “Boris Johnson Is Planning An Advertising Campaign To Advise Teachers And Parents About COVID Symptoms”
As if Brexit And Coronavirus Were Not Enough
Boris Johnson’s close friends and colleagues say the subdued and sullen Prime Minister is stressing and whining about money after his earnings shrank from over £350,000 a year down to £150,000. And those in contact with Boris Johnson claim the embattled premier, usually sociable and spirited, has distress etched on his face, as he floundersContinue reading “As if Brexit And Coronavirus Were Not Enough”
Boris Johnson Labels Brussels Acrimonious
Boris Johnson has risked a further confrontation with the EU by claiming Brussels is not acting in good faith over Britain’s Brexit deal and the Prime Minister’s comments came as he saw the resignation of Senior Law Officer, Lord Keen after he was forced into a compromise over contentious plans to break international law byContinue reading “Boris Johnson Labels Brussels Acrimonious”
Boris Johnson Plans Second Lockdown ‘By Back Door’ In Weeks If The Rule Of Six Fails
Sources have claimed that harsh new restrictions that limit mingling at work or in social settings could be brought in within weeks if the Rule of Six doesn’t flatten the curve. Government officials are understood to be examining all possibilities, other than closing schools, to help keep the spiralling virus under control and Boris JohnsonContinue reading “Boris Johnson Plans Second Lockdown ‘By Back Door’ In Weeks If The Rule Of Six Fails”
Leaked Brexit Report Warns The United Kingdom Could Encounter Queues Of 7,000 Lorries From January
The Government has revealed it’s preparing for the likely worst-case scenario ahead of Brexit as a leaked report warned of queues of 7,000 lorries in Kent and considerable delays to cross into the EU. The confidential document prepared by the Border and Protocol Delivery Group, also anticipates thousands of passengers could have to wait anContinue reading “Leaked Brexit Report Warns The United Kingdom Could Encounter Queues Of 7,000 Lorries From January”
If You Believe The United Kingdom Isn’t Crooked, You Haven’t Looked Hard Enough
Fear, humiliation, shame, these brakes no longer apply. The Government has found that it can bluster through any scandal. No minister needs to resign. No minister needs to apologise. No one needs to explain. And as public fury grows over the billions of pounds of coronavirus contracts issued by the Government without competition, it appearsContinue reading “If You Believe The United Kingdom Isn’t Crooked, You Haven’t Looked Hard Enough”
Boris Johnson Argues Bill Breaking International Law Is Essential
Boris Johnson told Tory MPs that a proposed bill that contravenes international law is absolutely essential to stop the break up of our country. The Prime Minister made the comments to Conservative politicians through a video link as he debated the controversial UK Internal Markets Bill. Boris Johnson said the ruling, which will override partsContinue reading “Boris Johnson Argues Bill Breaking International Law Is Essential”
Pubs With Six Mates
So, now Boris Johnson is banning crowds of 6 people, not that it will make any difference, I’m sure, but anything for the economy! But we’ve got to get our children back into their brainwashing camps because we need to put them back in their place. And even more so now, groups have begun fillingContinue reading “Pubs With Six Mates”
Boris Johnson’s Plan For ‘Moonshot’ Coronavirus Tests
Boris Johnson’s ‘moonshot’ plan for mass coronavirus tests that don’t exist could cost £100 billion, leaked documents declare. The Prime Minister wants up to 10 million rapid tests handed to employees each day, which could cover the whole population in a week. But its cost would be larger than the entire annual defence or educationContinue reading “Boris Johnson’s Plan For ‘Moonshot’ Coronavirus Tests”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 