More than 5,000 days have passed since Labour was last in Government. But Keir Starmer wasted no time in laying down the first tentative steps towards change yesterday as he selected his cabinet and assured voters he would begin to rebuild trust with a ‘country-first, party-second’ brand of politics. As outgoing Prime Minister Rishi Sunak left NumberContinue reading “Labour’s First Day In Power”
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As A Child, Rishi Sunak Had To Live Without Sky TV
Rishi Sunak says he had to ‘go without’ Sky TV as a child so his parents could pay his expensive private school fees. The premier said his GP father and pharmacist mother wanted to ‘put everything’ into their children’s education so having no satellite television was one of the things they sacrificed. Mr Sunak spent hisContinue reading “As A Child, Rishi Sunak Had To Live Without Sky TV”
On The Day Keir Starmer Told Voters He “Knows How It Feels To Struggle With Bills,” He Wore A £500 Sandro Coat
Sir Keir Starmer was spotted wearing a £500 coat on the campaign trail, and on the same day he told voters he ‘knows what it feels like to struggle with bills’. On the other hand, after having his greatest day of the campaign, Rishi Sunak was spotted in casual attire boarding a sleeper train in Penzance.Continue reading “On The Day Keir Starmer Told Voters He “Knows How It Feels To Struggle With Bills,” He Wore A £500 Sandro Coat”
Fury as Sadiq Khan splurges £6million of taxpayers’ money, changing Overground to ‘virtue signalling’ names like ‘Suffragette’ and ‘Lioness’
During the unveiling of the £6.3 million project to rename and colour all six London Overground train lines, Sadiq Khan was criticised today for his ‘virtue signalling rubbish’. The Lioness, Mildmay, Windrush, Weaver, Suffragette, and Liberty lines were revealed by the Mayor, with his Conservative mayoral rival Susan Hall saying, ‘The only surprise from today’sContinue reading “Fury as Sadiq Khan splurges £6million of taxpayers’ money, changing Overground to ‘virtue signalling’ names like ‘Suffragette’ and ‘Lioness’”
Jews Condemn Keir Starmer’s Support For A Candidate Who Blamed Israel For Hamas Atrocities
Jewish organisations chastised Labour last night for supporting a candidate who asserted that Israel ‘deliberately facilitated’ the slaughter on October 7. Secretly recorded, Azhar Ali stated that Israel essentially gave the go-ahead to invade Gaza by endorsing the crimes committed by Hamas against its own citizens. After being questioned by The Mail on Sunday, MrContinue reading “Jews Condemn Keir Starmer’s Support For A Candidate Who Blamed Israel For Hamas Atrocities”
Tories Plot War Of Attrition Against Rishi Sunak
Rishi Sunak is facing a ‘war of attrition’ by Tory rebels, with May shaping up to be the biggest moment of danger. Even though no MP has openly called for the PM to resign, as former minister Simon Clarke did, the PM’s internal opponents are bracing for a protracted effort to remove him as severalContinue reading “Tories Plot War Of Attrition Against Rishi Sunak”
The Ministry Of Justice Accidentally Leaks That Prison And Probation Staff Levels Are Dangerously Low
The Ministry of Justice accidentally divulged that prison and probation service staffing levels were approaching dangerously low levels. In an obvious blunder, the MoJ aired its concerns in the description of a recruitment contract on the government procurement website. The £8 million contract blamed government commitments on prison expansion and high staff attrition for theContinue reading “The Ministry Of Justice Accidentally Leaks That Prison And Probation Staff Levels Are Dangerously Low”
A Total Of 600 Burglaries Occur Every Day That Remain Unsolved
It’s been claimed that almost 600 burglaries are going unsolved every day. Analysis of Home Office figures by the Liberal Democrats revealed that some 213,279 police inquiries into break-ins were closed last year without a suspect being identified. According to the Lib Dems, this amounts to 76.8 per cent of all cases across England andContinue reading “A Total Of 600 Burglaries Occur Every Day That Remain Unsolved”
In Just Three Days, More Than 1,000 Migrants Cross The Channel
More than a thousand migrants have travelled the Channel in three days, official figures revealed, showering enormous stress on Rishi Sunak’s vow to end the arrival of small boats. The Home Office said that some 333 people were detected crossing the English Channel in small boats on Sunday. There were 374 people seen on SaturdayContinue reading “In Just Three Days, More Than 1,000 Migrants Cross The Channel”
Inflation To Be Halved By Rishi Sunak
A new survey suggests that Tory hopes of maintaining power at the next election rest on Rishi Sunak and Jeremy Hunt’s hopes of halving inflation and cutting mortgage costs before voters go to the polls. According to figures assembled for Mail Online, the state of the stumbling economy is far and away the most importantContinue reading “Inflation To Be Halved By Rishi Sunak”
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